Ryan “Racked” Whitaker

Friday traffic proves we need a mass deportation

Taking a shit and reading Twitter is like reading my daily paper for work.

@dabigbisky Tell Blaine to figure it the fuck out

@DatboyBark Won’t be done til end of summer unfortunately

Awesome bench. Jordan Spieth’s week. #Aronimink

@CBSDickFitzwell @StevenHeggs Beat me to it

@StevenHeggs Charlie McAvoy jersey spotted

@6beerdinner See you in Loco lounge Roman!!!!

Yeah and he’s on the IL for the 22nd time #SeaportSavage

He slept like shit last night. Now make the coloreds extra loud on the train today….

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

Miss my ex wife. She don’t go Twitter thankfully #formerbuttgetter

@6beerdinner Kid loves the seaport bars after getting his shit tossed after a 3pm start!

Someone tell Roman Anthony to stop drinking how you 21 and can’t play a double header.

4pm nap with heavy rain outside

Redownload hinge again cus why not. GLP1 cannot work fast enough on these nose tackles

@SonnyLosp High school kids in outside ops will get this information for a case of beer

Got the inside scoop from the cart girl. Explains why they don’t even stop by me. #clubhousetoherhouse

Indians can’t catch a break

@datguytuna local douche

@scogolfs Ocean course is only hard when the wind defends the front 9

36 holes on the Cape anyone? The Club at New Seabury in Mashpee, MA

What is the charge? A birthday bj for the brown boy? A succulent birthday bj for my little brown boy?

Aqib Talib still has the best reaction of all time to being drafted #NFLDraft

@pedeymisser Cam Bergman…

Marcelo Mayer's gf stuns in new photo and Marcelo is also there i guess

Yeah sorry FIFA has no control over Papa Gino’s on Route 1 in Foxboro