PJ

I hate bills about as much as I hate people that try to sell me their useless crap novels on twitter...Bitch please.

The world better end in two days I've spent all my savings on fireworks and alcohol and new sneekers... going to look hellar for Dooms Day!

Next arse roll to say it doesn't really feel like Christmas is going to get it on the chin with my hammer wrapped in mistletoe & fairylights

@JeffreeStar A real man finds a way to have his cake and eat it two a pu55ywhip man, wel..l what you said....Im just sayin!

If I had 1 wish that's easy- I'd wish for a slutty rich girlfriend with bi sexual mates and a sis that she likes to do the mess around with

I hate that guy because secretly I know he is better than me! If I could just think of a clever way to make him look bad??

I'm so pretty sometimes my left hand wants to wrestle my right for burping the lizard rights. Whats your problem?

God damn it I'm the cleverest cat in the room again!!! There's no one else here though.

medcitynews.com/2012/12/wow-of… all the fat people need to swap house with all the starving people for a while ...problem solved!!

Americans shouldn't be allowed carry guns people. Have you met a smart American ever, like come on!!

To the arsehole that couldn't see I would be perfect for the Job, get a brain (and some deodorant) you knob jockey)

To the guy that just couldn't wait two seconds to let a lady cross lanes... merry frigin Xmas ass roll hope Karma drops on you like a bomb!

@PJCormack Thats cool!

My first tweet, something intelligent, something that grabs the world by the nut sack and makes them take notice! Something great! I know..