Chance Daugherty

@DrClownPhD Ellen

300, but instead of Gerard Butler, it’s Elliot Page.

@DiscussingFilm Danny Devito

Amazon has officially begun auditions to cast the next James Bond. Who do you want to be the next James Bond?

@VinnysCorner1 Willy Wanka

It’s Game 7 of the World Series, bases loaded, 2 outs, tie game, in the bottom of the 9th. You can choose any batter in baseball in their prime to get you a hit… WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?

@ImBanton_ I didn’t.

At first i thought he was wearing the heels 😭🤣

@4jibola That and Rugrats

music is honestly one of the best parts of being alive.

@METAVERZUZ Jim Larry’s

Name an artist and I’ll tell you my favorite song by them.

@TheDunkCentral @JCowleyHoops @Bullsfans Who?

Noa Essengue reportedly grew over the season and is now nearly 7 feet tall, per @JCowleyHoops Scary hours 😳 (h/t @Bullsfans )

@thehyce Steve Blum

If Michael Jackson is the King of Pop, then who is the Queen of Pop?

@ThrillaRilla369 Dog hair

An overused word or phrase that needs to be retired in 2026

@16barsgame Rugrat culture. Goated

Be honest... First rap album you ever owned. 💿 Not the best. The FIRST one.

@PopBase Nice to see her baby coming 3rd. Clown.

Meghan Trainor has cancelled her ‘Get In Girl’ tour.

@TheDegenWeekly I’d sign

There's gotta be some kind of petition we can sign to make this stop

@TheMasters Where’s Tiger?

The 2026 Champions Dinner portrait. #themasters

@JeffEisenband Stone cold Steve Austin. Legend

Real ball-knowers know who this is

@courtsideqk He said. Did you order milk? We need some at the house. If not, I’ll go by the store and buy some.

I still wanna know what LeBron said here 😂

@freakymarko Moronic

So we not going to talk about how high school musical took this scene from Orlando Brown and gave it to Zac Efron

@HumanityChad Who cares. He don’t even have it…

When Chris Hemsworth found out he had a higher risk of Alzheimer's, his wife Elsa Pataky used movie makeup to show him what she would look like in old age 🥹

@TheDunkCentral Who cares what he says. Go eat a bag of dogs

The Athletic’s Sam Amick says Bam Adebayo should have been pulled from the game out of respect for Kobe instead of scoring 83 “Judging by the reaction of some of the people from Bryant’s past, whom I was in touch with after Adebayo’s outing, this sentiment wasn’t unique.” (Via nytimes.com/athletic/71071…)

@FightStorage I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 500 please.

Woman says during a date, when she went to the restroom, her date ordered food for himself but not for her. He then remarked, “Given your size, you don’t need to eat anymore.” 👀

@HawkEmDownChris Jackie moon

Age yourself by naming an NBA point guard you grew up watching. I’ll start: Jason Kidd.