Double D

This time next year, we’ll all be sat in Wembley stadium having just spent £100 getting there, £15 on two beers, the 0-4 Jaguars will be hosting the 0-4 Jets and Jedward will have just finished the pregame show. And, do you know what? I can’t fucking wait.

@donny_ben96 @crewealexfc Getting promoted in third after a 0-0 draw 🫣

@crewealexfc Cambridge dancing on your pitch 😍😍

The 25/26 season ends with a draw 🤝 #CreweAlex

Heard it here first #CreweAlex

@JayPauley3 @TeeDee_1989 You know that not everybody can get a railcard, don’t you?

@TeeDee_1989 Book a few months in advance and get a railcard. Not taking the piss that’s just the way to do it if you want to go to games.

If you’re taking 300 to somewhere like Vale then I would understand the disappointment but Grimsby? Hardly on the doorstep is it? Following football is an expensive endeavour, fair play to anyone who is going today but those who aren’t are no less a #crewealex fan.

“Celebrating an injury time winner is embarrassing” - Twisted Mellon

@CAFCaalex Thibaut higher for me. Was a right pain in the arse when he came on

Crewe vs Oldham (H) Player Ratings #CreweAlex ⭐️Holicek - 8 Connolly - 8 Billington - 8 Tezgel - 7 March - 7 Pond - 7 Lawlor - 7 Hutchinson - 7 Sanders - 7 O'Reilly - 7 Lankester - 6 ♻️Powell - 6 ♻️Thibaut - 6 ♻️Bogle - 6 🛎️Bell - 7

It’s happening 😂 #CreweAlex

Cannot deny that we didn’t deserve anything from that game. But the home fans didn’t deserve anything either. Not a peep from them for 87 minutes #crewealex

@bennionjmichael @crewealexfc When you doing try?

@crewealexfc That's what you get when you doing try

Defeat. #CreweAlex

Coming of age came for Thibaut today btw. 100/1 to score a hat-trick… #crewealex

Biggest game of the season so far. This is 4-0 or 0-2. There’s no in between. #crewealex

@exRAF_Al Technically the question was “feeling confident?”

I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition. Amanda Holden answered, and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize". "That Fantastic!" I called out in delight. "Feel Confident?" Amanda asked, “.. it's a Geography Question." "Well, I've got a degree in Geography from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "And I've taught Geography to A level students for the last 20 years, so, yeah.. I’m feeling pretty confident”. "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to an Arsenal game, and to meet the Arsenal players after the game, what is the capital of France?" "Eastbourne", I replied.

@crewealexfc Oh, so they were Oct/Nov/Dec 🧐

@crewealexfc I assume that leaving out the month means that these are Nov/Dec/Jan winners and not joint January winners. We’ve really struggled with keeping up with GOTM this season.

Celebrating our Andrew Connolly Practice Goal of the Month winners 🏆 Congrats lads! 👏 #CreweAlex

@SkyBet @SkyBetHelp what is happening with the Boreham Wood/Burton game and Doncaster/Saints game? Not showing as kicked off in my bets section. Would like to freeze Saints but can’t .

@Gooey1024 @TruthRadarHQ @RapSheet It’s also the “one job” of every single other kicker in the league. If every kick in the league was automatic, then there’s no point having FGs and PATs in the sport at all.

@TruthRadarHQ @RapSheet It’s his one job

“I just mishit the ball.” #Ravens K Tyler Loop answers questions from reporters after his kick sailed wide right.

Not surprised we’ve not scored tonight tbh if there were no goalposts

@alexjhurley @colclough_dan You realise the clip is the commentator talking during a replay, which clearly shows the handball, right? Not “real time”.

@colclough_dan How TF can he tell from there in real time? Gobshite.

Just checking I haven’t missed an email about being mascot tonight @crewealexfc ? Got my shirt and shorts on just in case #CreweAlex