Dave

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Dave

Dave

@Dave53635262

I once got stabbed in a bar while I was telling a story about the last time I had been stabbed in a bar.

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Dave@Dave53635262·
@LOTR_Daily_ I dont have to vacation in fantasy lands because I live in Florida, the most wonderous, monstrous place there is
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CagnaMartyr@cagnamartyr·
@TheCinesthetic Garth Marenghi’s dark place Time trumpet Nathan barley The day today Brass eye
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cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·
What tv show is 10/10 with less than 40 episodes?
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Caleb Wachter@CalebWachter·
@hellothiscello @TheCinesthetic A personal favorite: "Bad news--or tries against our interests--is our sole communications from strangers, so by all means, let's plant poles all across the country, festoon the cocksucker *with wires* to hurry the sorry word and blinker our judgments of motive!"
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Dave@Dave53635262·
@hanaamurakami Japanese arcades. Your coin pushers are on a whole other level
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Hana🌸@hanaamurakami·
What’s something Japan has that you wish your country had?
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Dave@Dave53635262·
@AgingAnarchist You had a problem with someone, something they couldn't control, and you used violence against that person ton make them change? My brother, you are an Honorary American!
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すけちゃん@AgingAnarchist·
日本人は「R」の発音が苦手だから、Rainbowがlainbowに聞こえたり、Readもleadになってしまいます。また、アメリカ人の名前も正しい発音で言えないこともあります。僕が友達のクリスを呼んだとき、「おいおい、僕はCHLISじゃないよ、CHRISだよw」と笑われたので、名前をマイクに変えるまで殴りました。
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Dave@Dave53635262·
@GadSaad Bilzerian is gay and retarded. It's good that you make him angry
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@16barsgame Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise
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16barsgame@16barsgame·
Be honest... First rap album you ever owned. 💿 Not the best. The FIRST one.
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@0laribiwa That would be a much better ending than what we got.
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☥𝑩𝑳𝑽𝑪𝑲𝑮𝑶𝑳𝑫†
Imagine the Night King conquers the Seven Kingdoms, finally sits on the Iron Throne… and accidentally cuts himself on a Valyrian steel blade and dies 😭
☥𝑩𝑳𝑽𝑪𝑲𝑮𝑶𝑳𝑫† tweet media
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Dave@Dave53635262·
@JesterJum Probably not, but where's your sense of adventure?
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Jum
Jum@JesterJum·
Its 2026. We have x-rays that can see bones, ultrasounds that can see babies, and MRIs that can see the brain and soft tissue....is a finger up the ass really necessary to check my prostate??
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Dave@Dave53635262·
@mariana057 It's happened to me four times. It will surely happen more.
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mariana Z@mariana057·
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life.
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🖤🤍@rorschachisgay·
imagine if GRRM announces that Winds of Winter is coming out this year but then also simultaneously announces that instead of there being one more final book there's actually going to be three more. how do you feel.
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@pureMetatron Globes are real.... Tell me another story, bro.
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@verbalriotshow 3000 Miles to Graceland... Cinematic abortion. If I walk into a room and its on, I'm finishing it, though.
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Verbal Riot@verbalriotshow·
I just had a very unserious conversation with a friend over drinks where he tried his best to convince me 2 Days in the Valley was a "good 90s movie." Moral of the story... It's ok to admit there are shitty movies you like, but admit they're shit.
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Dave@Dave53635262·
@Chayserx @TheCinesthetic Yeah but those last two movies.... Eh. The book they were based on was so-so too.
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BlackFuManChu@Chayserx·
@TheCinesthetic Lowkey feel like the hunger games is underrated as an IP. Jennifer Lawrence killed it in those movies too.
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cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·
Trilogies where the 3rd movie is the best
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@TheCinesthetic Indiana Jones. And thank God they stopped after 3 movies.
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@RealDianeYap People's kids dont make me break out in hives or make my throat close up.
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Diane Yap@RealDianeYap·
This isn't about whether dogs are people. The original claim was about the social contract. Are dogs in restaurants really more bothersome to strangers than kids in restaurants? I've never once been annoyed by a dog in a restaurant. Kids though? Frequently.
Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias

See the reason my article is titled “Dogs aren’t people” is precisely because I believe a lot of errors in dog policy stem precisely from confusing issues related to human children and issues related to non-human canines. slowboring.com/p/dogs-arent-p…

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@chionerin I fucked up my marriage and only ever see one of my kids every other weekend. It is the great regret and failure of my life.
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Chione Rin🤍🐻@chionerin·
Men is it wrong to want children? Ive been seeing alot of women online lately who seem to think a man yearning for his own family is inherently "predatory"?
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@maryarchived What a retarded and gay thing to say....
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mary morgan@maryarchived·
lots of strange reactions to this game. let’s clear some things up: childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys). men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s. men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator. and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points. this should explain why a “dad simulator” game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps.
PRAGMATA@PRAGMATAgame

Your name is...Diana #PRAGMATAMoonBytes - Part 15

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