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Dave declares that he will retire, and delete all of his accounts, if Joe Biden completes a 4-year term as President.
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Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025
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Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025
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Parody | Retired | @ClipsDave
LA Katılım Aralık 2020
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Regime change has had quite the evolution during these last two months: from we'll install the Shah's son, to we just want leadership aligned with U.S. interests, to there are new people, so technically mission accomplished!
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Of course, and let's not forget, this is all really about China.
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We're really veering into fan fiction territory now. The day before Trump announced an indefinite extension of the Iran ceasefire, Dave Rubin confidently predicted that Iran would be sweating with fear and rushing to the negotiating table before the deadline.
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Man vs. Machine, and somehow it's a tie. AI Dave Rubin sounds just like the real Dave, and the accuracy is right there too!
Here's AI Dave Rubin explaining how Donald Trump personally saved eight women in Iran from execution with a single phone call.
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Dave Rubin asks who else could handle the Iran situation better than Trump?
Answer: No one!
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Seven weeks into this, and Dave Rubin is still trying to sell the war. He poses the question:
Would you rather have high gas prices, or stop an apocalyptic regime from acquiring nukes and threatening the world?
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How does the saying go, you have to "look back to move forward"?
Anyway, here's Dave Rubin a month ago assuring everyone that the Strait of Hormuz would stay open because the US decides these things, not Iran. And of course, the US Navy would start escorting ships. Genius!
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Dave Rubin puts on his thinking cap and discovers that bombing civilian infrastructure might affect civilians: "If you're going to hit civilian infrastructure, how do you make sure it's not going to harm the people but just the regime?"
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"Our objectives were taken care of!" What objectives, you may ask? Well, Dave Rubin doesn't know either, but since this isn't a "forever war," it's apparently mission accomplished!
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Dave Rubin would like everyone to know that the US isn't the kind of country that hits apartment buildings. No, we take the moral high ground by targeting "critical infrastructure" instead!
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We're almost four weeks into the war, and you can only dream of being as lucky as the Rubin Report faithful, having their knowledge base so generously enriched by this expert breakdown of how securing Venezuelan oil has "calmed the markets."
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We're almost three weeks into the war, so it's time to check in on how these incredible predictions by our favorite prognosticator, Dave Rubin, have unfolded: Iran will not close the Strait of Hormuz, and energy prices will not dramatically increase!
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Now this is a BIG idea: Dave Rubin argues that the people most in favor of war are actually anti-war, because by threatening war, you actually stop war from happening!
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Now we've entered the 7D chess phase of the war: Dave Rubin believes Trump lulled the Iranians into a false sense of security by taking and posting a photo with Tucker Carlson the night before the attack, because he supposedly knew Carlson was in cahoots with their leadership
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A concerned Rubin Report viewer wonders about the political risks of the war in Iran, given how unpopular it seems. Fortunately, Dave reassures them that the war is actually very popular, if you think about it the right way. And if Iran collapses into chaos, that’s a win too!
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We have now entered the 4D chess phase of this war, where it turns out that this is actually about China.
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Dave Rubin tries to make the case for war again, this time through the lens of The Lord of the Rings. In this version of geopolitics, the US are peaceful hobbits in the Shire, while Iran is basically Sauron. You may not want war, but war will eventually come to you!
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Please reconsider
Piers Morgan@piersmorgan
You won’t ever be doing my show again, in any capacity.
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Dave Rubin: "this is the war to end all wars"
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