David Cocker

@benonwine @tollerson_fran Looking at the Viewing figures it seems most have Boycotted it

Should we all BOYCOTT Comic Relief! YES OR NO?

@BillDunblane @CadburyUK Stopped buying it years ago, it’s shocking

Never buying Cadbury's @CadburyUK chocolate again. Opened a box of milk tray and my first experience of the new manufacturing with palm oil. Loved it all my life, but not now. Horrible taste and texture. oleaginous. 🤢

@benonwine Mat Armstrong on YouTube trebles this, from a garage at his house repairing cars 👍🤣

Comic Relief just hit its lowest ever viewing figures. 2 million in 2026… down from over 10 million a decade ago. 2026 - 2m 2025 - 2.6m 2024 - 3.7m 2023 - 2.9m 2022 - 3.5m 2021 - 4.5m 2019 - 5.8m 2017 - 6.3m 2015 - 8.4m 2013 - 10.3m 2011 - 10.2m WHY the sudden Collapse?

@benonwine Bunch of total lunatics, lock them up

That truck isn’t “just a vehicle” It’s someone’s livelihood. Their mortgage. Their family’s food on the table. Destroy it and you should pay for every loss it causes. Who AGREES these so called Protesters should be Prosecuted as Terrorists, Yes or No?

@SteCK1878 @dave24144975 We have had the same Postie here in Leeds for many years, his name is Phil and he’s a lovely man👍

@dave24144975 I remember when everybody knew the local Postie and he was respected hugely. A valuable member of the community and trusted by everybody. 🫤

Well done, Royal Mail—parcel received. And please, by all means, pop back for the rest of my garden ornaments whenever you fancy, you twat.

Just watched Ronnie O’Sullivan make a World Record Break of 153 and reckon it took less than 10 minutes #snooker

@JordanC68750428 @KieraDiss You should have gone to Specsavers 🤣

@KieraDiss False Plates check!! check-mot.service.gov.uk/results?regist…

DIESEL THIEVES WANTED A police report has been filed for these people thieves who filled up the tank on this car and left without even attempting to pay. The same usual suspects treating our laws with utter contempt.

@TotallyLeeds Sadly there is no Threshold It’s left to humanity Sadly Referee Thomas Bramall has the memory of a Goldfish 🙈🤬 #lufc

Constantly told the threshold for a second yellow is higher than a first The ref forgot he was on a yellow and didn’t have the backbone to recognise that but instead has ruined the game Well done ref, absolute idiot👏 #lufc

Maybe the Premier League should test Referees for early symptoms of Dementia? Namely Thomas Bramall 🧐🙈 #lufc

@JohnnyGiles @Yorkshire_Tales Hand, which was a shame as I don’t hit golf balls with my arse

@DaveCockerLeeds @Yorkshire_Tales Was it on your hand or across your crystal pal-arse? 😉

Palace 0 Leeds 3, FA Cup 6th round 10/3/65. Goals from Peacock(2) and Storrie,with Leeds in a blue change strip with yellow numbers. The game was played midweek after the Saturday game was postponed due to snow. A long trek down to South London in the 60s! #LS65 #LUFC #60sLeeds

@realMJThompson This years regulations have totally destroyed F1 Got up at 6.30am to watch on TV, back in bed 7.30am, total waste of time

This is a disgrace. 🟢Alonso is literally being forced to take his hands off the steering wheel because of the vibrations. This is absolutely unacceptable. #ChineseGP

@GolfDigest Every Golfer in the World is struggling with the heartbreak of Bethpage Black, the Game of Golf was defeated not just the USA Team Hopefully it will never happen again, it’s Golf FFS 🤬

The U.S. captain is still struggling with the heartbreak of defeat at Bethpage Black. 💔 Read more: glfdig.st/lWz850YtMbv

@Keir_Starmer @RachelReevesMP @Ed_Miliband As Pensioners (and now ex Labour Party Members) the only people we worry about being ripped of by is yourself and your idiotic Govt Just go and get out of our lives🤬🤬🤬

If fuel companies try to rip off customers, my government will step in. @RachelReevesMP and @Ed_Miliband are bringing the bosses of the fuel companies in today, to make sure that customers aren’t losing out because of the conflict in the Middle East.

Yes you read that right. Last year they spent £6.5 million on a refit and this year they are scrapping her. We are governed by morons.

These lads stole £4000 worth of power tools from Latics training ground at Chapel Road 2 days ago. The van has been recovered but no sign of the tools. Sharing here to try and help! #oafc #oldhamhour

@drpenking The England Team Bus was in Mexico for the 1970 World Cup along with its two usual Drivers, nothing unusual about this, I take my Motorhome to Spain, it’s just a Ferry trip from Portsmouth to Santander or Bilbao

I’m tired of pretending . How did Manchester City bus from England get to Madrid in Spain?

Women’s Golf star Lottie Woad, #lufc Fans everywhere 👌

@johnchr49888141 @lufctrust Still looking for you after a couple of years, will succeed though 👌

@lufctrust Where's his tea pot

RIP Les Cocker, on what would have been his 100th birthday.

@Yorkshire_Tales Two keepers. Brian Williamson and another #lufc Keeper 🤬

Could have been worse I suppose…