Dave Ed Mahoney

Cheers, John. God Speed! 🥂

Would. #HajdiniFiles #LornaFiles

Why do these Mcnutt sandwich makers look at me like I am killing them when I just want my sandwich toasted!

@frankheffleypod can you vouch

Ladies! I won’t sell our sex tapes, and I don’t slam heads into toilets. HML #Hoosier #Files

Quals hasn’t started yet, buddy is already practicing his neck grip 🤙🏼

Witnessed the worse sell of history last week. 20x Daiquiri's 12x Ubers 7x Sun Cruisers 5x Packs of Fudge 4x Rounds of Don Julio 3x Dinners 100x Effort No play for the kid. Lesson be learned: Don't put all your eggs in one basket! Heartbreaking

Just lost $250 at the casino after trying to make this back! Looking for advice. I can’t afford my trip to ATO alumni weekend as of now!

Got pulled over on the highway back. 93 in a 65, fucker gave me $450! In what world can I afford beer after a ticket like that!

Just busted my shoulder skiing! Out for the beer league season starting next week 🥎 #PISSED

@frankheffleypod I’m here

@DaveEdATO Back to the drawing board we go

Nice Florida trip with my old PC (Alpha Delta Kappa ‘96) We got violently burnt from the sun and chicks at the bar all for no head! #NextTime

@frankheffleypod Frank, it will be hard to recover from this. But hey, My buddy Mark W. has some tips, get in touch with me soon and i’ll connect you two.

@frankheffleypod Yes, did you receive the alumni association email yet? Still waiting on the alumni pairs, but looking forward to catching up regardless. #Little5 Still praying for that recharter so we can rerun those creameries from the 2000’s!☺️

@DaveEdATO Dave, I appreciate the message. I’ll see you at Little 5, right? ATO never dies! Yours truly, Frank