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DaveFantasy

@DaveFantasy

Writer @4for4football @OptimusFantasy |Father of the Sneaky Girls | Boise State Alumnus | You Can Sit With Me #facistssuck #cancersurvivor

Boise, ID Katılım Ekim 2010
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My pick for the 2026 World Series: Mets over Orioles
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What was the first movie you remember seeing in the movie theater? I’ll go first 1993 Jurassic Park
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Dynasty Football Factory⚙️
Fernando Mendoza will be the 8th QB in the last 9 NFL drafts to be drafted 1st overall. 2027 will be the next non-QB.
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DaveFantasy
DaveFantasy@DaveFantasy·
@FFMadJester In his defense, Randy Walter’s is a son of a bitch (allegedly)
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Mad Jester
Mad Jester@FFMadJester·
Incredible, epic saga.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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TD Nash
TD Nash@td_nash·
Who’s your favorite number 22?🧐
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Joe Schad@schadjoe·
I’m told Tutu Atwell is Tutu, not TuTu So it will be JuJu vs. Tutu at Dolphins camp Chatarius Antwan “Tutu” Atwell Jr. Tutu It has been noted
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@schadjoe Tutu*

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No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
A top Republican just told Americans how they should deal with rising gas prices under Trump: “Maybe take one less trip to Starbucks... Let’s just try to be patriots about this.”
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DaveFantasy
DaveFantasy@DaveFantasy·
@ShaneSaysFF Meh. I’d burn up all my savings driving across the country and all.
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ShaneSays@ShaneSaysFF·
$3.99 a gallon 😑
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DaveFantasy@DaveFantasy·
@Daboys_22 Now, the kids at your school are all at least 35 years old, right?
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Kevin
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During an assembly at my school today, the presenters played the song: "Who Let the Dogs Out." Never seen such a confused audience. 😂😂
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🥑The Sven🥩
🥑The Sven🥩@FantasySven·
@mickitiki Yea hes shitting on everything Country hasnt been this bad in years Keep drinkin that punch tho
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Micki way
Micki way@mickitiki·
Exactly 💥🔥🇺🇸👊
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Luke Sawhook 🪚🪝@lukesawhook·
Settle a debate with a friend Did you know before seeing this tweet that McDonald’s only served Coke products?
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DaveFantasy
DaveFantasy@DaveFantasy·
@Lindellions Rowan and I are disappointed. Maisy is happy that her champion is still alive.
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DaveFantasy
DaveFantasy@DaveFantasy·
@Lindellions Hell yeah! I’m trying to teach the Sneakies about that right now.
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Linda™
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unfortunately it doesn't matter that i took duke all the way to the final four in my bracket i will be cheering for siena bc chaos >>
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