Dave From Knoxville

It has to be a metaphor for something. The big toe on my right foot, which is altogether gone, hurts like hell tonight.

I Am a Full Grown Man (I Will Lay in the Grass All Day) Ride On / Right On I Don't Care If There's Cursing New Birth in New England Bad News from Home Song for Zula This Land Is Your Land

Wolves Terror in the Canyons (The Wounded Master) I'm a Mess Christmas Down Under You Can Make Me Feel Bad A Charm / A Blade

Can't work up that much enthusiasm for the songs of Phosphorescent, even though they are in the same genre sandbox as yesterday's Lord Huron, who I loved. Taste is subjective! open.spotify.com/playlist/3L25T…

@hwinkler4real Yours need cleaning?

@3YearLetterman @BeyLegion @taylorswift13 @Beyonce @rickastley I would have suspected use of Letterman’s name might suggest funny posts.

BREAKING 🚨 🚨: Jimmy Buffet, who has had more number one hits than Taylor Swift and Beyoncé combined and is a superior lyricist and performer, has died. RIP to the Man in Black

@Todd_Spence Had they only taken that 330k and split it among the 7k displaced workers they could each have purchased 6 coffees.

Disney laid off 7000 employees in February but today found an extra $330K laying around for a full time Crisis PR person.🥴

@julie_kelly2 @USAO_DC More blood on the hands of Donald Trump. And Julie Kelly.

More blood on hands on @USAO_DC

I have just been told by a very reliable source that he killed himself. I am shaking -- 4th known suicide tied to January 6. Evil isn't the word.

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@FreakyTheory 4 drinks

Not Dead Yet Mine Forever The Night We Met Wait by the River I Lied Long Lost Fool for Love Ace Up My Sleeve Your Other Life Into The Sun When the Night is Over Meet Me in the Woods Ends of the Earth Love Me Like You Used To

Low key beautiful pop, somewhere between dream pop and Jimmy Webb-penned Glen Campbell. Float with me. open.spotify.com/playlist/3Vcf5…

@APMike I know, man, but I teach at 8am every morning, and every time I call early in the show I am on hold for two hours (I know, everybody is); then I can't really function in the classroom the next day. Too many illnesses and age have beaten me down.

@DaveFromKnoxvil When's the last time you called? You have to call in more often. Your legacy is fading.

Why don’t people on the street stop me and say “Aren’t you Dave from Knoxville? My mom loves you!!! Could we send her a picture?”

WATCH: “I want to speak particularly to the Covenant parents…” After a chaotic #TNSpecialSession ended in tears and physical altercations with nothing accomplished @GovBillLee tried to sell it as a success, but grieving parents he invoked struck a much different tone.

@FreakyTheory Why do you “deserve” that?

@kellibelly @franster23 Acuna, por favor

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@tedcruz has so marginalized himself, he’s now Mr Haney. #igetallergicsmellinghay

Then Came You They Just Can't Stop It (Games People Play) Could It Be I'm Falling in Love Working My Way Back to You / Forgive Me, Girl I'll Always Love You Mighty Love It's A Shame The Rubberband Man I'll Be Around

Truly Yours I'm Coming Home Sadie Living a Little Laughing a Little One of a Kind (Love Affair) Cupid / I've Loved You for a Long Time Sweet Thing Love Don't Love Nobody

Enjoy the beautiful soul stylings of The Spinners; for today only, it's on me. Tomorrow you have to pay. open.spotify.com/playlist/6L4tf…