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@DorsiaOnaFriday @RhysPalmer2 Imagine thinking spurs finish 17th season. Thick AF

@RhysPalmer2 This one. Where we keep finishing in the top 6 and they finish 17th every season

#avfc Tielemens cost us £0. Roger’s cost us £8m Konsa cost us £13.5m We are selling all three for £215m after we secured CL again and won Europa league with them We have replaced Spurs in the top 4/big 6 but also Brighton in terms of smart business and profits. Wow.

@Billie_T I think he has the look of Harry Kane; maybe his mother had an affair with a random Spanish bloke 30 years ago on a girl’s holiday. And they share the striker gene 😂

Oyazarbal looks like a melted waxwork of Gary Neville

@TottenhamLoyal Chill!

ENIC getting an easy ride after signing Tonali/Fernandes. Why haven’t we signed the winger & striker yet for De Zerbi? He’s with the squad this week & we aren’t close to signing the 2 or 3 new starting Xl attackers. Inexcusable tbh.

@Billie_T Need some life back with a Bomba! 💣

Transfer dopamine at 0 now, give us a BOMBA

@NathSalt1 Acting like you didn’t want Mateus Fernandes in the first instance. As long as it makes you feel better 😘

£85m - Mateus Fernandes £85m - Youri Tielemans + Andrey Santos #mufc

@ryanyedo89 @thfc_stone They will have a price.. it’s just whether we are prepared to meet it..

@thfc_stone Yeh but u have to remember Bournemouth dont want to sell

I overly trust szy, but a Fab/Ornstein co-sign would feed families

@realMaalouf The Irish will probably blame Mossad next 🙄

This is Jamey Carney, a 43-year-old woman from New York who became involved in the pro-Palestinian movement and decided to move to Ireland. There she met her partner, Ahmad Al-Saqar, a Palestinian refugee from Jordan, and converted to Islam. She frequently posted on social media about their trips together. It didn’t last long. She was brutally beaten to death by him. Her disfigured body was found by her 13-year-old daughter. The suspect has been on the run since Tuesday. Western leftist pro-Palestinian women and those willing to convert to Islam need to wake the fuck up. Or they could end up like this.

@Roni_THFC 😂

@Roni_THFC Cranberry?

My sources say Tonali will be announced at 4pm today. 🫡 #THFC #COYS #SPURS #TOTTENHAM

@SZYComps @WillowsThfc @DJB2311 @Jon_plz @footballconfid1 I believe in @SZYComps 💙

@WillowsThfc @DJB2311 @Jon_plz @footballconfid1 good

If Spurs signed Eli Junior Kroupi, it will prove to be the best transfer by any club this summer. Just put the money down and secure the deal 👍

@JacobsBen He’s bobbins!

🚨 Roberto Martinez confirms he is leaving his role as Portugal coach upon the expiry of his contract.

@LastWordOnSpurs Nah it’s bullshit I reckon

🚨𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍! | Tottenham Hotspur are understood to have 𝗠𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗧 with regards to the availability of signing Randal Kolo Muani permanently. 🏁Juventus are also understood to be keen on reviving their interest. 🗞️[L’Èquipe] #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS

@HotspurCaIIum I love Gazza, but him saying he regrets signing for spurs over United under Ferguson doesn’t sit right

What if it’s Gazza lmao

@TheAthleticFC @mjcritchley Spurs ain’t fucking around! And it’s about time!

Mateus Fernandes was a priority target for Manchester United, but they were beaten to the punch by Tottenham. @MJCritchley explains how: ▪️ Manchester United expected a deal this week ▪️ Real Madrid & Paris Saint-Germain also interested ▪️ On Tottenham's radar since 2022 ▪️ United surprise at Spurs' spending power 🔗 nyti.ms/4gToCIK

@jayzeedaily Good guess 🙄

@iamsanjaypatel 😂 we all know what happened to Mark Goldbridge

This Cherry seems so confident. #COYS

PSR has existed for years. 13 to be precise. Every team has known about it. If your team hasn’t prepared for it, that’s their fault for being irresponsible. Nobody else’s. Spurs prepared for it sensibly. Simple as that. Stop pissing and moaning about your own team’s failures.

@MikeyHotspurs @szyexcl Szy is Mint, but it was Paul 0’Keefe who brought it to our attention first

ELI JUNIOR KROUPI TO SPURS Due to the links, first brought to us by @szyexcl the odds on a move to Spurs have gone from 20/1 to 6/4 It’s now the same chance we will be a Spurs player or a Bournemouth player next season Which can only mean one thing He will be our next transfer signing

@Chrsmo Jealousy is not a good trait

It's actually amazing that Spurs have spent £185m on two central midfielders that aren't good enough to be a starter in our best XI 😅 #AVFC

@szyexcl @SZYComps I appreciate you bro

more to come. i promise. turn notis on. #thfc 📞