Dave Dreams of Dumplings

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Hurts 😔

seeing someone say “Matthew Perry died trying to chandler his bing” is not how I expected to learn Matthew Perry died and also doesn’t make any sense

@Mike_Kurland @JeffPassan No greater words in the history of the game than 'Randy Johnson starting to get loose in the pen...'

@JeffPassan I feel like every time we see a starter warm in the pen shit does sideways. It’s such a different routine for these guys.

Zack Wheeler is warming for the Phillies.

Thank you @SachaBaronCohen (and #Borat) for feeding @sagaftra members on strike today at WB! Generous with both the food and the laughs (zoom in on the menu)! #SagAftraStrong

If TJ Watt gets 2+ sacks and the Steelers beat the Ravens today, we'll give a TJ Watt autographed jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!

editor: how’s the world building going jk rowling: i’ve already come up with all the slurs editor: oh. ok. well are they going to have cauldrons or- jk rowling: the goblins are jews

@ScottWamplerRIP I haven't thought of that song in...a while

Come to Butthead

@JoeOrrico99 I wouldn't want to be the manager watching the playoff slip away with my rested ace sitting on the bench...

100% agree here The Jays have arguably the best rotation in baseball and it is almost a mathematical certainty that they will get in to the postseason Gausman’s 2023 regular season should be complete

This works really well in Comic Book Guy voice

If Pat FreierMUUUTH scores a touchdown and the Steelers beat the Raiders tonight, we’ll give a Pat Freiermuth autographed jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!

@RealGDT MAD GOD!!!

Regarding NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU, No-dialogue (sound era) movies are hard to pull off. Off the top of my head, I can think of THE THIEF (1952), ALL IS LOST (2013), LE DERNIER COMBAT (1983) and a handful of others (Chomet, Tati, etc) QUEST FOR FIRE and THE BEAR to some extent.

@ScottWamplerRIP Would it be more or less weird if the surgeries were necessary?

First case they cover concerns this family in Honolulu that discovers a dude living in their attic. That's scary just on the face of it, but THEN they find this guy's journals and learn he was planning to do unnecessary surgeries on the entire family. Anyway, have a great day!

Found this show on Hulu last night called PHROGGING: HIDER IN MY HOUSE, which sounds like it was named by Dril but turned out to be this horrifying doc series about victims of "phrogging," which is to say: people who discover someone else secretly living inside their house.

@Super70sSports Rest in peace, Trevor Berbick

I’m not saying Mike Tyson’s edibles are good but I feel like Trevor Berbick right now.

@rava Pretty much just follow for the baseball content

Next time @BillMaher starts trending and people wonder if he's a good person... Bill Maher once fired Mitch Hedberg as his tour opener for going on stage with a bottle if wine in a paper sack. Said it was "unprofessional." #MitchHedberg #BillMaher

Boebert theater video with AUDIO just leaked and WOW!