Dave Jory

You going down on me Me (joker voice): you wanna know how I got these scars?

@danieltownes Frogger.

Sonic the Hedgehog movie is not the movie I’m waiting for. Bring on Millie the Echidna and the story of the Sydney Olympics.

@danieltownes @davecallantwit Leave it with me. I have a strong theory on The Karate Kid which points to a gaping hole in the logic. I'll find the 'piece'.

@davecallantwit @DaveJory that article you wrote is down coz that website died but share it with Callan.

I don’t like it when people read too much into movies. “Oh the karate kid is a coming of age tale about a young Italian-American losing his virginity with karate as a metaphor”. Just stop. It’s a cautionary tale about not charging chin first into an overly telegraphed crane kick

@BruzaMuza Yeah I was sticking it to Muffin Break before it was fashionable. Thanks for pointing that out!

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/wh1jTZXhe7k?a Christopher Walken winning an Oscar® for "The Deer Hunter"

@NathanTaylorau Sorry, I just saw this. No, I was not at the arias.

@DaveJory Are you at the arias?

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/snJ1ewOV4uc?a Trump Wrongly Accuses Leaders of Starting Wars, Confuses Baltics & Balkans

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/bI0N2EXYm_o?a The one where Chris Hansen recognizes the guy from the train

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/34WwXUlx7E4?a Disclosure - Original Theatrical Trailer

@Coles use Coles minis to make spiders more frightening.

I preferred when this was just people reacting to a photo of a spider standing near a Coles mini.

Look at this monster.

Beyond appalling. RT Nauru hunger strike: 12-year-old boy at imminent risk of dying theguardian.com/world/2018/aug…

As not seen on Netflix. Ever. #Nanette

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/Z1v3ocLpCMA?a Louis C.K. Interview on Charlie Rose

#tuesday #comedy @HaroldParkHotel! Ben Darsow @BecCharlwood @JazzTwemlow @SamKissaju @paigehhhhh @acyssfx @tmsndrsn! trybooking.com/book/event?eid…

Need a little pick-me-up? We have a whole lot of double passes to @HappyEndings_au to give away: timeout.com/sydney/comedy/…

What a hysterical #june! @BecCharlwood @DaveJory @jbcomedy @GaryEck @GearardM @MikeyRobins @rhysnicholson @RuvenGovender! Tix @TryBooking!

This Thursday we've got a classic combo of @sammyfantastic & @DaveJory + guests @McCoolSam @operation_rosie & more! Just $10! #sydneycomedy

I'm telling jokes at @HappyEndings_au this Sat night with the comedy enigma @DaveJory and the hilarious @johncruckshank It'll be top shelf.