Dave King

i mean i fucking love pizza but if pizza violently killed 30,000 people a year i'd be like okay maybe none of us should have pizza

@NoahGarfinkel @GreatDebates69 curious what you would pick as average-culturally-relevant beatles song so we know what to compare it to. i’ll pitch “you won’t see me” or “the night before.”

@GreatDebates69 The Chili’s Baby Back Ribs jingle is more culturally significant than most Beatles songs.

here’s my pitch for the nfl: different color flags for offensive vs. defensive penalties. thank you for your time. @NFL @PabloTorre @minakimes

@Gabrus ❤️🍄

THINGS IVE CONSUMED LATELY & LOVED: -common side effects -dave kings voice work in cse -martha kellys voicework -the theme song -the themes the show is dealing with -socrates

Your prescription has been refilled. Common Side Effects Season 2 is underway #commonsideeffects #adultswim

people make jokes now about how the whole thing was a "fake" controversy. i lived through it. i was there. that suit could not have been tanner.

I remember wondering how this actor was able to be so present— I mean actually be present. Like, how did he actually get there. I don’t remember hiring him, but watching this made me wonder “who” he was and how did he manage to actually “get on” the set. Fascinating insights from Justin Theroux who I do recall actually working with, I think, a long time ago maybe. #Severance

working on a reboot of it’s like you know called it’s like it’s like you know you know

Sunday 11:30pm Adult Swim/Max streaming next day. Voice of @DaveKingThing co created by @helytimes

debates are deback by the way

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saw megalopolis and my takeaway is that shia looks like mark linn-baker now

@scullymike @hulu @brianjoralvarez @stephksays @paulsimms thank you scully!!

Watched first two #EnglishTeacherFX on @Hulu. Very funny, great heart. Created by & stars @brianjoralvarez w/@stephksays & terrific cast. Writers incl. @PaulSimms (What We Do In The Shadows, Larry Sanders) & @DaveKingThing (Parks & Rec). Check it out!

@SamFishell still got it

drudge with his finger on the pulse as always

my pick to play tim walz on snl is future islands’ sam herring

Today my new special Bad Poetry is available on @netflix. This is what my comedy is like. I hope you like it… bitch

FX's English Teacher - OFFICIAL TRAILER | A new comedy series that stars Brian Jordan Alvarez as Evan, an Austin high school teacher striving to meet the conflicting needs of students and parents amidst ever-changing rules. Premieres 9.2 on FX. Stream on Hulu. #EnglishTeacherFX

Some men just want to watch the world learn... FX's new comedy English Teacher premieres 9.2. Stream on Hulu.

Common Side Effects, our new animated dark comedy thriller is coming to Adult Swim/Max, here’s a taste: youtube.com/watch?v=FgkQQC…

Opening theme song for ‘Common Side Effects.’ The series will premiere on Adult Swim in 2025.

ok here's the plan 8 years of kamala joe comes back well rested for second term in 2032