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Dave McCormick (Parody)

@DaveMcCormickCT

Swooping in from Connecticut to buy Pennsylvania's Senate seat. (Parody)

Westport, CT Katılım Ocak 2022
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Dave McCormick (Parody)@DaveMcCormickCT·
Do you remember… the 21st night of September? 🎶 Here’s a look at how far my campaign has come since our launch one year ago. #PASen
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Dave McCormick (Parody)@DaveMcCormickCT·
You know the law that capped the price of insulin at $35 a month for seniors? I want to repeal it.
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Dave McCormick (Parody)@DaveMcCormickCT·
When you go to vote, don’t forget – I promise to: ✔️Repeal the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law ✔️Maximize tax cuts for the ultra-rich and corporations ✔️Undermine women’s and workers’ rights. Vote for me.
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Dave McCormick (Parody)@DaveMcCormickCT·
You can count on me to repeal the infrastructure law. Why are we investing in American manufacturing? I’ve got guys in China for that. And road repairs? Who even drives anymore? Aren’t we all in private jets?
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Dave McCormick (Parody)@DaveMcCormickCT·
I won’t apologize for my success or for making money off the lost jobs and wages of Pennsylvanians.
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Dave McCormick (Parody)@DaveMcCormickCT·
I’m a businessman, but I don’t think Medicare should be able to negotiate the cost of drug prices. You can count on me when it comes to standing with corporations and standing up to the little guy.
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Dave McCormick (Parody)@DaveMcCormickCT·
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Social Security and Medicare aren’t sustainable. Especially when I expand our corporate tax breaks.
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Dave McCormick (Parody)@DaveMcCormickCT·
Don’t worry about the price of gas, guys. My wife is on the board of Exxon.
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Dave McCormick (Parody)@DaveMcCormickCT·
Bob Casey says that I silenced and threatened sexual harassment victims in my time as CEO of Bridgewater. What else was I supposed to do? I could’ve lost my bonus!
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Dave McCormick (Parody)@DaveMcCormickCT·
Pro-tip: always trust your gut. Everyone said to stay away from China, but I didn’t listen. I listened to my gut and invested in China’s leading producer of fentanyl. I made millions.
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Dave McCormick (Parody)@DaveMcCormickCT·
Want to know a secret? I moved back to Pennsylvania to run for Senate because I heard fall is the best time of the year. Let me know your favorite hikes! Can’t wait to go home to Connecticut after Election Day.
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Dave McCormick (Parody)@DaveMcCormickCT·
I’m all about the hardworking Pennsylvanians! I read about them while managing hedge funds in Connecticut. It sounds like hard work. I mean, I’m all about THEM doing the hard work, to be clear.
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Dave McCormick (Parody)@DaveMcCormickCT·
Nothing says ‘I’m one of you’ like spending 12 years in Connecticut and buying a house in Pennsylvania just to run for Senate. Right?
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