Dave Saitzyk

@poliwa_93 He-Who-Must-Be-A-Dad

Primer vistazo a Bella Ramsey como Voldemort en la serie de Harry Potter de HBO Max.

Why does it cost less to build a base on the moon than high speed rail from sf to la

what

@SanAndree4 In Soviet Russia, photo shops you

Я так горжусь собой. Всё-таки я смог

it’s turtles all the way down

Rare that a ripped card is so cool… 👀

@NickHintonn South Park introduced the Queen Spider from another dimension who lives underground in the Vatican and is proclaimed to be “the highest authority” the Vatican answers to in the episode Red Hot Catholic Love season 6 episode 8 which aired 7/3/02

Apparently, John Dee saw these spider aliens too. According to his journals, he summoned one on September 2, 1597 during his magical experiments guided by so-called angels.

There's an episode of Beavis & Butt-Head where they sell candy bars to raise money for some thing their school's doing, but they keep selling candy bars to each other while passing the same two dollars back and forth. This is how the government and public sector operate.

@SenMarkKelly “Must get tricksy fat Trumpses out of office…we WANTS it!”

Trump's State of the Union was nearly two hours of grievances and division that didn't lay out any path forward to address the challenges facing American families, starting with costs.

this is her fiancé

@thecyborglife @WeWatchedAMovie A Potato On Elm Street

@WeWatchedAMovie They should’ve just hired Bella Ramsey

I still cannot believe they were like "Yeah, this'll play"

@TrumpsHurricane Wesker from Resident Evil

What is your FIRST thought when you see Gavin Newsom ??

@Variety She doesn’t just look crazy, the eyes are the window to the soul. Sanpaku eyes all day

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called out Jake Paul for calling Bad Bunny a "fake American citizen" as the #SuperBowl started. "A 'fake American citizen?' Didn’t you MOVE to Puerto Rico to avoid paying your taxes while kids across America go hungry? Meanwhile Benito actually funds low income kids’ access to arts and sports programs, while you defund them. Of course you’re mad. He makes you look small." variety.com/2026/music/new…

@hippojuicefilm “I love realizing somebody doesn’t fit my company’s standards, not by their overall performance or work ethic but rather their attitude, stringing them along until the end of the work week and blowing them out on a Friday and ruining their weekend.” Heartless bitch

This is why boss bitches are the worst. This old broad seems to get sexual pleasure by firing people on Friday. Look at the glee in her eyes. She refers to her employees as kids. It's not about business, it's about feelings.

@wariocolosseum I love how improving profits made by Disney+ is one of her early objectives but not making better content for Disney+. The Disney brand is doomed

@DiscussingFilm It’s no big surprise Feige said this, he’s just supporting Ryan Coogler who gave the MCU two Black Panther movies that grossed a combined $2 billion

Kevin Feige says ‘SINNERS’ should win Best Picture at the Oscars. “The Academy doesn’t always, in my opinion, recognize the movies that are most relevant for audiences today. But, boy, did they hit it with this one” (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-f…)

i finally understand what women mean by “icks” bc this is def it

What if everything was always fake, and we never had any real power?