The Lord Reverend David E. Zucker

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The Lord Reverend David E. Zucker

The Lord Reverend David E. Zucker

@DaveZucker

Writer & Editor | Aspiring home chef | Cat Zaddy *Tweets are mine and mine alone, not indicative of any employer or associates. Even I don't like some of them.

New York Katılım Aralık 2008
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The Lord Reverend David E. Zucker
It’s called “exposure” because you can die from it. Pay your fucking workers.
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The unexpected sound of baby crocodiles
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People love making meat products out of vegetables these days. What if we did the opposite? Can someone make beef protein into keto pasta? I wanna try some moodles.
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You know, a bet a few artists draw those anime foot fetish commissions just to prove they can draw feet.
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Saw a bunch of crows and ravens this weekend. I named them. • Cori • Corey • Cor Vidal • Corvidave
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Allison Raskin@AllisonRaskin·
I got a nose job the summer before senior year of college. When I came back to school people were like "Oh my god! You got bangs!" I had already had bangs. The morale of this story is that no one is paying attention to you so just do whatever you want!
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You know the REALLY funny thing is that today Michael Scott could pick up a 5th gen iPod classic for like $50 and everyone would be all “LMFAO what would you even do with an iPod this is hilarious Jim was this you?” 🥲
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e@booboothefaggot·
why, as a bottom, do i opt to live off of beer and taco bell
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The Lord Reverend David E. Zucker
So I keep seeing ads for sports betting apps with Kevin Hart and JB Smoove and literally no one else, so I have to wonder… Are these apps solely advertising to one demographic? Or does my browsing history just think I’m a Black man?
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I sold a child-sized Boba Fett armor set from the 2000s to someone on eBay and I just need everyone to know their kid is going to win Halloween.
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Same is true for peaches, really, but the amount of cyanide in a peach pit almond is pretty low by comparison.
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I finally got to try a ripe cherimoya! In other news, I might have accidentally shot a seed down my throat but it wasn’t crushed so the neurotoxin inside shouldn’t be a problem. WHY THE HELL IS THIS A FRUIT WE EAT???
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