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@NotHoodlum He hates Spanish, so how's he gonna feel about Centauri?

He's so insane that we just brush off this craziness now. Yes, it's a real post. @realDonaldTrump/116591901587847680" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru…

@axios Sounds strangely familiar to Iraq's "weapons of mass destruction" claim by Dubya.

EXCLUSIVE: Cuba has acquired more than 300 military drones and recently began discussing plans to use them to attack U.S assets, according to classified intelligence shared with Axios. The intelligence could become a pretext for U.S. military action. axios.com/2026/05/17/us-…

@Cuddz_4_Now Damn...this is what mama warned me about. 😆

This look is serving bourbon, red lipstick, and dangerously close to Twitter goblin behavior. 💋

@ProudSocialist Is Trump gonna nuke them?

BREAKING: A massive bee swarm is attacking the White House. The bees are sick of this shit too! 🐝

@TheOnlyEsta Semen.

GREAT QUESTION‼️ What do you guys think?

@nikicaga Tuba lips.

Just saw Kimberly Guilifoyle's official ambassador portrait

@CattardSlim There's plenty of rich assholes here to take your place.

There's only one way to find out 👍

@atrupar Dude has no idea how he was played.

Trump to Xi: "I was particularly impressed by those children. They were happy, they were beautiful. Those children were amazing."

@LePapillonBlu2 Xi knows Trump better than MAGA does.

I wonder, why the circus music? 🤡

@MysterySolvents Looks like a life coach dressed him.

What is Marco Rubio’s new fashion look called?

@Acyn Dude still has no idea that mob boss approach doesn't work the same in his current role.

Rubio on Trump: He’s willing to do what others are unwilling to do. When someone says you can’t do that, he’ll ask why. It’s a lot of fun to be a part of that.

@MysterySolvents Of course, Twitter's language translation completely ruined my post.

@MysterySolvents She's signing a recording deal with 毫无天赋 Records.

Why does Lara Trump want everyone to know that she’s going to China too?

@JamesTate121 Seven, here.

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@DougWahl1 "I'm Elon. I give the permissions around here."

@Suzierizzo1 I'm sure he'll get it in a couple of weeks.

Governor Ron DeSantis is now saying that he will be closing Alligator Alcatraz since it was just supposed to be a temporary detainment facility and it cost $1 million dollars per day to keep open. He still hasn’t been reimbursed the $608 million that from the Federal Government.

@Gianl1974 She's obviously not tithing and praying enough. Get with the program!

You Reap What You Sow A MAGA mom on SNAP is going viral after revealing her family refused to lend her just $50 for groceries and baby formula 😬📉 She explained online that she and her husband rely on food stamps, WIC, and veteran benefits while struggling to raise two young kids. But when they asked her mother-in-law for help, the response was brutally ironic: “We voted for this.” 🤷‍♂️🔥 And honestly… that one sentence perfectly sums up modern Republican politics. So many people voted for cuts, shutdowns, and attacks on social programs while depending on those exact same programs to survive.

@ToolGirl18 When the feed ain't gettin' attention, become the feed.

I love this crazy ass state!

@thetrueshelby Lolita re-imagined.

why does every outfit look like it comes from the christian fundie Lilly Pulitzer collection 😭

@LadyDLuvs420 Tacos, toastadas, tamales, tequila, and tatas!!

Happy TTuesday (•Y•)