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dave at the disco@Dave_Tonight·
@beaniebbl I started using the mist setting with cold water right before I got out of the shower and it’s so nice! Added bonus of feeling like the produce at the grocery store
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prof@beaniebbl·
getting really into cold showers
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baja@bajab2b·
I have a masters degree and a decent moral compass, I’m kinda funny sometimes and I can drink 22 miller lites in one sitting. I’m hot and I like to cook and clean. I’m married to a gorgeous man I met last week. My life is amazing. This is not legal advice.
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baja@bajab2b·
U know my shit grippy as fuck bc I bring legitimately nothing else to the table
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prof@beaniebbl·
finally got wifi in the new place after using data roaming for the last week
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buckets@badbuckets_·
@Dave_Tonight “hi dave do you want to come over and play with my dinosaur in pajamas it’s my fav toy”
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dave at the disco@Dave_Tonight·
Why do some airports got those security doors that make you do this?
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Keeks 🦋@DietCoke_Esq·
Shout out to the trial attorneys that can keep it together when they have to say funny things. I once had to ask “did you gift a taco holder butt plug” and nearly broke
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dave at the disco@Dave_Tonight·
They should partner with streaming platforms and allow creators to live react to the awards. Having an “official” award show live stream + whatever creators want to react to it would generate so much more viewership and make it easily quantifiable.
Nick Kayal@NickKayal

Oscar ratings decline in two decades: 1996 - 45 million 2006 - 36 million 2016 - 34 million 2026 - 17 million It’s over for these networks. TV only exists anymore for live sports.

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baja@bajab2b·
I put free stuff outside by the curb and by the time I got upstairs there was a random guy outside selling it to strangers. only in nyc man.
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dave at the disco@Dave_Tonight·
scammers aren’t even trying anymore… Judge “John Smith”??? May as well have called him Judge Justice McLegal
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