dav-ey | David Portnoy

@Cupseyy is calling for the trenches.

@maxwin @0xRiver8 @RTFKTLukson They could only imagine you’re talking about the infamous crypto shitcoin maxi that made 0 dollars.

#NewProfilePic Thanks to my bro @RTFKTLukson for inviting me out! Planting murakami seeds in the garden 🌺

@0xRiver8 @yqboom I feel so bad for older ppl

@yqboom @DaveyFTN next generation scammers gonna be deadly

Boomers are going to be absolutely mindraped by AI man

@90sPKMN Sup

Say hi to pikachu or have a terrible November

@farokh @whoiscole @lBattleRhino I've eaten a lot - also satay brothers shouldnt go unsaid that beef rendang is just fucked

@whoiscole @DaveyFTN @lBattleRhino OF COURSE He does know his shit tho so benefit of doubt will be given 🤣

Best spots in Montreal? Food/nightlife whatever gems

@farokh @whoiscole @lBattleRhino regardless of the price it has a good atmosphere that someone can hang out at for a few hours and be close to everything. I think you havent had enough Marcus lobster pasta + tuna tartar exposure. ur guide is better than mine but i stand by my LP + TT combo + 150 bread n btr

@DaveyFTN @whoiscole @lBattleRhino It is literally insulting to MTL food scene to name "Marcus" as a good place and diabolical to recommend it to a chad like Rhino

@lBattleRhino im fat so , mano cornuto best bolognese u can eat, pasta pooks. hidden fish if you want high quality fish, September if you want a cracked breakfast sandwich, arthurs for GOAT of breakfast all time Le serpent for really good menu choices mtl has too much food

@farokh @whoiscole @lBattleRhino come on farokh... the lobster pasht is fantashtic. and the tuna tartar is on another level.

@whoiscole @lBattleRhino avoid this place at all cost, overpriced garbage

@maxwin @0xRiver8 my quant flew out to see me.

@0xRiver8 @DaveyFTN the most strange collab is u two mfs together ngl

@0xRiver8 nightmare blunt rotation.

@reptheset55 i forgot the word if

@DaveyFTN Chop ? BTC broke out

🧵 crypto thesis for july 2025. most of you are about to get obliterated across all markets. heres why

final alpha: 95% of tokens go to zero you'll still ape into the next "revolutionary" tek. you'll still hold through -80% drawdowns. you'll still blame "market manipulation" for your losses. you'll still be braindead. stop gambling. Buy btc and forget.

pumpfun airdrop will trigger max euphoria solana casino becomes profitable for 4-6 weeks max. everyone thinks they're early to the next supercycle. then liquidity dries up and bags get heavy again

july strategy: position for asymmetric chaos btc: accumulate dips, ignore noise [ Heavy Manipulation] eth: dead money until btc breaks out alts: most go to zero, few go parabolic memes: pure casino, size accordingly diversification is for people who hate money.

shitcoin fundamentals don't exist TA is useless on memecoins. There is no "correct" way to trade them. fibonacci retracements on $fartcoin? are you braindead. pure momentum and socially trendy plays driven by public sentiment and whale manipulation

retail follows kols into financial oblivion same influencers who shilled luna at $80 are now pushing "next cycle gems" you ape into their bags then wonder why you're down 70% collective stupidity creates predictable exit liquidity patterns