David
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Finding the best tweet you've ever seen then the feed refreshes and it's gone forever.
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Might I interest you in one of my favorite lesser known segments in American History
The Dust Bowl
Just Phil Lyman@phil_lyman
They want you to believe farmers are draining the Great Salt Lake. Facts: Utah's trees and natural vegetation use the lion's share. Agriculture is efficient and vital. The real crisis comes from bad policy-locking up land, ignoring infrastructure, and punishing rural users. Time for common sense: more storage, better management, less politics.
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Brought this 10/10 girl home from a date only for it to turn out that she was actually 16 gnomes stacked on top of each other in a trench coat #GnomedAgain
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@GreentextWizard >have alter ego/split personality that gets laid
>you never remember getting laid
...is there a better explanation?
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"Let us pray."
"Don't fucking tell me what to do."
"Umm... Ok... Then let us Heil Hitler."
"Heil Hitler."
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Worth more than entire population of… *spins the wheel* …Pakistan
Nature is Phenomenal@AnimalGeoLife
This pet lizard is so cute!
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@DocStrangelove2 "Compact" should be the default size for handguns, the point of a handgun is for it to be small and handy. Compacts are barely less shootable than full-sized. Compact should be standard and full-sized should be called competition-sized or smth
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@Rothmus Why is there a sewer bill? How do they measure usage???
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