your boy

The Ass That Launched 1000 Shits

I’m fuckin manu ginobli

Alright Billy, this guy’s a walking WAR machine. He’s got an 0.467 OPS, 43 stolen bases, and he hits for power. The best part, he can strike out the side too. His only flaw is in pretty sure he’s in a fuckin’ wheelchair

My drag name is Poly Esther

Imagine seeing Shallow Hal in theaters 2 months after the towers went down

getting served divorce papers while installing our new bidet was not on my 2026 bingo card.

my dick is chinese 很好

@_tommybrohama @RandyLaheyed He fell off

@RandyLaheyed @DavidABuster He’s still mine

Guess who

when they circumcised me I told the doctor to “keep the change”

CDLs and BBLs

I take shits in toilets you wouldn’t even piss in

my kid’s first words were “should we get a bag”

imagine the epstein files revealing you got framemogged by later years steve hawking

If Andrew Yang just said he was Jeremy Lin he would’ve won

*in an alternate universe* Sorry Dr. Humphrey, but I’m going to need to get a second opinion before agreeing to such a risky surgery. No hard feelings of course, I just need to be sure. I hope you can understand Lil’Jordan

@ChuckDeRond This is a leave it all on the field situation. margarita shrimp cocktail is not out of the question and you just need to accept that now

@DavidABuster yeah im staggering with that and thinking course three is the baked FOS before looking at mains

perfect day for the less fortunate to deliver me treats

@ChuckDeRond You simply have to imagine potstickers make an appearance at some point

@DavidABuster chicken bites to start

@ChuckDeRond don’t be afraid to settle in

@DavidABuster they grounded me today. at the TGI Fridays midway for a late breakie

I was circumcised via erosion

Trump would have crushed the More Cowbell sketch. Christopher Walken could have never won a Stacey Abrams led Georgia….