David Anderson

"suicide is so selfish" you think i give a fuck??

What would you say?

@BhattiLaib9960 Your diapers full

@flaminhaystacks Hi, thanks for the follow back. I hope you’re having a good weekend

@JoButterfly888 Hi, thanks for the follow back. Hope you’re having a great day

This era of comedy is still undefeated in 2026 😂🤣

Let’s get this retweeting!!!! C’mon England!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Do it for Rik and all the lads on the Ark Royal!!! (Bless ‘em, they never forget an old serviceman). #worldcup #worldcup26 #engmex

Happy Independence Day, America

@sam_zoya5401 Blessed!

What do you call him?

i don’t have many people to tell, but, i have just recieved my final grades from uni and i have officially got a first class degree!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳

@sunshineaston Congratulations. I hope you go on to have success in whatever career you choose.

British Humor.

people who say “listen to your body” have clearly never experienced suicidal ideation

Rowan Atkinson gets mistaken for... Rowan Atkinson__ 😂🚗

When I was younger, I wasted so much time wishing I had what others had As I've got older, I realised that wouldn't have been a good fit for my authentic self. No one is you and that is your superpower

i just want to stop it. i want to have a normal life experience. please. let me die otherwise.

GOODNIGHT to everyone who knows that dissent IS patriotism, immigration IS American, and every single MAGA IS a piece of shit 🎇

@TurnItUp79 You did right to prioritise your health and I hope that what troubles you have had have eased . I’ve missed the jokes you used to post and even though they were terrible they still made me smile. Welcome back Anya, take care 🤗

Hello my Lovelies....yes it is me. Im really not sure where to start? Its been a long time since ive been on, ive been trying to take care of myself as my health took a tumble. When your physical and mental health take a turn, it takes the wind out your pipes so to speak.

Your iPhone isn't overheating because it's old. iOS 26 quietly turned on 5 settings that cook it in the background. Here's how to shut them off:👇

Immigration is not the reason that you can’t get a hospital appointment, it’s the reason you can get one. Please retweet for all the people who can’t seem to grasp that.