David Carroll

@TheRealThelmaJ1 I’m fluent in spanish nice try tho

@IAmSteveHarvey 'Is he tough? Listen bud, He's got radioactive blood, Oh yeah, he's the 'Spider Man'.

What sitcom theme song had you singing every word like it was your own song?

@SteveHiltonx That's why back in my early 30's I left; 4th generation Californian. I did not want to leave.

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@mattvanswol Catholic charities has become this huge cash cow for the Catholic Church, government funded human trafficking. WTF?

I could use some help... I came back to church after years away and I'm still figuring a lot of it out... but what is going on with the "Christian Leftists"???? These are people who know Scripture better than I do... but the SAME PEOPLE turn around and tell me a kid in elementary school can know 100% that they were born in the wrong body. That puberty blockers are healthcare. That get flustered and extremely angry at any reasonable question I throw at them about it. That actually to question any of it is a form of sin in someway? These people will literally say the church is too White. As if whiteness itself is a big problem or a sin and that we need to repent of being white, and fix it in a room full of people who showed up to worship Jesus. Can someone explain this to me? How on earth does this make any sense from someone who is supposed to be a Christian? How did these Christians get to this place? How did a faith built on the goodness of creation, the dignity of the body, the truth that every person bears the image of God regardless of skin, end up getting SO sucked into these Leftist slogans? What I notice is that every position the Christian left holds happens to track PERFECTLY aligns with the cultural arguments of the Leftist political movement. Every single one. Trans kids. Race. Sexuality. Borders. Guns. Climate. And they'll use the Bible, in genuinely bizarre fashion and slogans to uphold these political beliefs. Like "love thy neighbor" for example, to say that illegal immigrants didn't do anything wrong. "The least of these" somehow means trans kids or something? "Turn the other cheek" somehow means that criminals should never be held accountable for crimes. It seems, and I could be wrong, that a LOT of Christians are using politics to shape their faith. Not the other way around Maybe I'm missing something. I'm willing to be wrong. But from where I'm sitting it looks FAR LESS like Christians are wrestling with hard questions and more like a version of Christianity that has agreed to push forward every argument the culture wants it to... What's going on with the Christian church??????

@gordonkeith Dear Gordon Muser, Can you get me a box of limited edition Pokemon Pop Tarts? Had my hand on the last box on the shelf Saturday when a preenager punk knarded me right to the sack and took off with them. I promised my kid I'd get him some somehow...

@MattWalshBlog May the Goats be with you.

My wife has acquired another goat. This is goat number three. She tells me that three goats will be enough but I’m starting to be skeptical. I have become a full time goat herder. This is who I am now. It has always been my fate. There’s no escaping it.

🚨 BREAKING: In a stunning blow to Democrats, 76% PERCENT of BLACK Americans want nationwide voter ID — in other words, the SAVE America Act White voters: 85% want it Latino voters: 82% want it Another leftist narrative just got decimated. Pass voter ID. GET THIS PASSED. 🇺🇸

@TeamCornyn You went too far bro. The tide is turning.

Let me be clear about what that video was. In 2018, I supported legislation that mirrored President Trump's immigration reform pillars, a plan he himself endorsed and pushed for. The radical left killed it. The National Border Patrol Council has endorsed me in this race because my commitment to border security is rock solid and my record proves it.

IT'S HAPPENING Sweden just introduced new stricter rules for getting citizenship. ▪️Applicants must have lived at least 8 years in the country. ▪️Must prove one is able to provide for oneself earning at least $2250 a month. ▪️Must prove sufficient Swedish language skills and knowledge about Swedish society. ▪️People must have lived an "orderly and honorable life" both before arriving in Sweden and while living there. Looks like a major U-turn on the open borders.

@JoelOsteen Wait on the Lord; no time is lost.

There are seasons of waiting, times when we’re not seeing any progress. We have to endure and do the right thing when nothing is changing. Pass those tests. But remember, as God carries you, you’re also going to come into these moments of favor where He catapults you ahead.

Then why did you kill Spirit Air by blocking their merger with JetBlue—which was their only hope for survival?

@GregAbbott_TX @Dell @MichaelDell Throw Cornyn out with the trash

Welcome home, @Dell. For over 40 years, Texas has been where @MichaelDell built and innovated. Now, Dell Technologies is bringing its legal home to Texas. This is what happens when job creators and innovators are welcomed, not punished. More businesses are sure to follow. businesswire.com/news/home/2026…

@JoeyMannarino Islam is not religion; it is political program anti Jew anti Christian.

At the airport in Panama City there isn’t a “multi-faith prayer room” full of prayer rugs. There is a chapel. With a cross and the stations of the cross. And that is why Latin America will likely pull ahead of Europe in the next century. You can only appease the enemy for so long before you fall to them. Latin America isn’t appeasing anyone.

@ScottPresler Everyone wants voter ID this is criminal neglect of duty.

🚨HERE’S THE GAME PLAN🚨 Senate Majority Leader Thune REFUSES to pass the SAVE America Act. It’s been 124 days. 👉Thune wants nothing more than to protect Senator Cornyn👈 & his slush fund — the Senate Leadership Fund — has spent millions on Cornyn’s election. The Senate isn’t in the business of passing legislation or electing conservatives — it only exists to protect itself. So, if you want to hold Thune accountable, the single most important thing you can do is help elect KEN PAXTON on Tuesday, May 26th. 👉Electing Ken Paxton & DEFEATING Cornyn would be the peaceful shot heard across the nation👈 One by one, with meticulous precision, we will repeal & replace Thune’s allies. 🗓️ Saturday, May 16th — DEFEAT Senator Cassidy 🗓️ Tuesday, May 26th — DEFEAT Senator Cornyn (Texas Early Voting: May 18 - May 22) In addition to defeating Thune’s allies, I’m asking you to DEFUND every Republican entity that is working against us. Do not donate a dime to the National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC) or the Senate Leadership Fund (SLF). Your $ will just be wasted on Cassidy & Cornyn. Also, you can get a REFUND from WinRed for any Republican you donated to that is no longer serving your interests: ▪️Senator Thune ▪️Senator Cornyn ▪️Senator Cassidy You should also know that Senator Hagerty (R-TN) endorsed Cornyn. Texas Congressmen that endorsed Cornyn: ▪️Nathaniel Moran ▪️Randy Weber ▪️Roger Williams ▪️Jake Ellzey ▪️Craig Goldman ▪️Michael McCaul ▪️Pete Sessions If Senator Thune won’t deliver what 84% of Americans want, then we will take away what they have — peacefully. ⬇️

This photo was taken TWO WEEKS AGO. The Amish, who YES are WHITE, are STILL in Western North Carolina rebuilding after Helene. Hundreds of bridges. Hundreds of homes. By hand. FOR FREE. With NO cameras. Zero mainstream media coverage. GOD BLESS THE AMISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@LauraLoomer The left is determined to destroy the constitution and our country.

I hope America is able to survive the evil forces that seek our destruction. It’s genuinely concerning to see how many people have been radicalized. I really do believe something bad is on the horizon. I worry about our country being able to survive post 2028.

@MeghanMcCain She was a broke bar girl now worth $30 million. 😡

I think the met ball is tone deaf given the times of extreme political populism we’re living in, the concept is creepy and the outfits look like villains in the hunger games. AOC will always be a moron for having attended.

Does anyone believe these church fires are coincidental ?