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St. Louis, Missouri Katılım Mart 2012
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Barnaby Breaks History 🇺🇸
Bush’s rescue by the USS Finback in September 1944 was captured on film. He would remain on the sub for around 30 days, standing watch and assisting with rescue operations, before disembarking at Midway. Our 41st President, America 🫡🇺🇸
Barnaby Breaks History 🇺🇸@CorpBarnaby

🇺🇸 Most Badass Presidents: Combat Veteran Edition #9 George H.W. Bush George H.W. Bush, our 41st President, was one badass President. He was shot down by Japanese fire, bailed out of his burning plane, and floated alone in the Pacific until rescued by a submarine. Born June 12, 1924, in Milton, Massachusetts. On his 18th birthday Bush enlisted in the Navy. He completed preflight training at UNC Chapel Hill and became the youngest naval aviator in the fleet at the time. He flew the TBM Avenger torpedo bomber off the light carrier USS San Jacinto in Torpedo Squadron VT-51. Bush flew 58 combat missions across the Pacific. He named his aircraft Barbara after his high school sweetheart. There would be three of them by the time the war was over. In June 1944, Bush was flying an unnamed temporary plane. It suffered engine failure. He made a forced water landing and he and his crew were rescued by the destroyer USS Clarence K. Bronson. In August 1944, Barbara I suffered catastrophic engine failure. He had to turn back and make an emergency carrier landing. Then on September 2, 1944, flying Barbara II, his squadron attacked a radio tower on the heavily defended island of Chichi Jima. Bush dove straight into intense anti aircraft fire. His plane was hit hard and the engine burst into flames. Smoke filled the cockpit but Bush stayed on target, released his bombs, and scored direct hits. He then flew the burning Avenger several miles out to sea. He ordered his crew to bail out. One crewman’s parachute failed to open. The other went down with the plane. Bush bailed out around 2,000 ft. His head grazed the tail wing and left a large bleeding gash above his eye. In a panic, he pulled his ripcord early, causing the parachute to snag on the tail section and tear. He hit the water hard. He inflated his raft and floated alone for hours, vomiting from a concussion and bleeding down his face. Squadron mates strafed Japanese boats that tried reaching him. The submarine USS Finback spotted him and pulled him to safety. He returned to action in November 1944 with Barbara III and participated in operations in the Philippines. His squadron suffered nearly 50 percent casualties among its pilots. He was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross, three Air Medals, and the Presidential Unit Citation for his combat service. He was honorably discharged in 1945 and entered Yale University. Four years after meeting at a Christmas dance, George married Barbara. They would be together for 73 more years. He flew for the Republic in the Pacific long before he ever stepped foot in the White House. Thank you, Mr. President! 🇺🇸🫡

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Seth Dillon
Seth Dillon@SethDillon·
If you pass an unconstitutional censorship law, we will sue you and win and you’ll cover the legal fees.
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Coach Vint
Coach Vint@coachvint·
I talked a dad who told me he spent $10k a year on travel baseball between tourneys, travel, and gear for his son. He got a partial scholarship to D-2 school. If he had put the $10k in a mutual fund each year, he would have had about $190,000. The scholarship was $5k a year.
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
I say Babe Ruth would fucking rake today too. Motherfucker got off a train to swing a 9-pound bat at filthy dead-ass baseballs with guys throwing spitballs at his fucking head without a helmet while he was drunk. Pretty sure he could hit Zac Gallen.
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Joshua D Phillips
Joshua D Phillips@JoshPhillipsPhD·
I know some people are upset about Stephen Colbert’s show being canceled. But can you at least look at these facts: His nightly viewer total - 2.5 million Viewers 18-49 yr old - 225,000 (!) No one was watching. His show was losing $40 million a year! There are more viewers on a random Youtube channel. Colbert’s biggest viewers were older people who don’t buy things (no ad revenue) At some point, the traditional media people need to change their product/approach. They are getting buried by the internet and podcasts .
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Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
The key here is that the goal of Soviet "socialism" was to weaken the United States of America, and the goal of American "socialism" is to weaken the United States of America
Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias

It’s funny to imagine traveling back in time to the Soviet Union in 1976 and telling them that in the future the signature ideas of socialism would be that there shouldn’t be police and that schools should promote joy rather than have kids take tests.

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Sunny
Sunny@sunnyright·
Totally normal late night comedy program where a political party is mourning its loss by posting photos of all of the candidates the late night comedy program promoted for free
Democrats@TheDemocrats

Thank you, Stephen Colbert.

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M. Nolan Gray 🥑
M. Nolan Gray 🥑@mnolangray·
More recently, in the first half of the twentieth century, as much as 20% of the urban population of big US cities lived in units—from cheap SROs to luxury hotels—without kitchens. They ate nearly all of their meals at cheap ¢5 lunch counters and cafeterias, including automats.
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Birch Brother 🪓@BjorkBrodern

It's probably the most basic human experience since we started building houses. In great Roman cities the Insulae, their apartments didn't have kitchen due to the fire risk. Instead there was a restaurant on the first floor where everyone grabbed their food.

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Bridget Phetasy
Bridget Phetasy@BridgetPhetasy·
These people are so entitled. They think they should have shows that lose millions. Make movies that lose millions. Write books no one reads. Colbert’s job was to be funny. He lost his show because he allowed his anger to overshadow his humor.
LateNighter@latenightercom

Bruce Springsteen dedicated “Streets of Minneapolis” to Stephen Colbert on his penultimate 'Late Show,' saying Colbert lost his show because Trump “can’t take a joke.” dlvr.it/TSf4qh

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Guykings!
Guykings!@poynterton·
Judges be like "Yes, you raped three girls and staved in the head of a man who tried to stop you, but in your defence you are unintelligent and thuggish, have no impulse control and believe rape is a good thing. So I am releasing you back into society."
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Konstantin Kisin
Konstantin Kisin@KonstantinKisin·
What if the west isn't the villain they told you it was? We’ve spent years accepting accusations about racism, intolerance, and slavery without challenging the bigger historical reality: The societies most condemned today are also the ones that led the world in ending slavery, expanding rights, and building the most tolerant nations on earth. That’s the conversation nobody wants to have.
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Fugitive Caesar
Fugitive Caesar@ThomBrady5·
this is really funny that Karen Bass burned Spencer Pratt's house down and now her entire campaign is designed around attacking him for not having a house. Classic backfire to remind everyone that you BURNED HIS HOUSE DOWN
Matt Hamilton@_hamilton_matt

NEW: Spencer Pratt’s campaign has logged nearly $15K in charges at Hotel Bel Air, categorized as “candidate travel, lodging and meals.” Today’s campaign disclosure shows this:

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