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@covie_93 Jesus Christ… is this even real?? I’m a white man who now wishes I was black just so that I could be assured I am safe from these toothless demons.

Black men won!!!

@oldwaver, @corbydavidson Christopher Nolan is taking 3 years off??? Who is he, The Musers?

@SportsSturm Can’t wait for you to talk about this every single segment of The Hardline for the next 6 weeks.

To be fair, the 2010 Spanish team was filled with Barca chaps, too.

That is the 1st World Cup win for FC Barcelona. A proper champion!

@covie_93 Maybe it’s the fact that you have the ability to get a woman to consensually have sex with you that you don’t find rape jokes funny.

Maybe it's the woke mind virus, but I don't find rape jokes funny.

@rickagain @renettemo68 Something most people don’t know is that there’s a DT in Dip Shit.

"President Trumps" Brain

@dallascowboys @NFL @_CeeDeeThree It’s 2026, so let’s go with 26!

this duo will combine for __ TDs in 2026 🏈

@CincoDeMino I love your random Eminem lyrics

@covie_93 I would ab-so-fucking-lutely trust this woman teaching my children! A hell of a lot more than some asshole trying to teach them the bible.

@McMattRadio “Who would get hyped by this?” “Who wouldn’t??” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m dying!

@krassenstein Are they pulling a Weekend at McConnell’s?

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has finally released a photograph and a statement.: “To my fellow Kentuckians –    When you elected me to a seventh term and made me our Commonwealth’s longest serving Senator, you did so trusting that I’d keep showing up to fight for you every day. And over the past several weeks, Elaine and I have appreciated both your well wishes and your honest questions about what was keeping me away from the Senate.   “You all know how folks of my generation often hesitate to share the vulnerability that comes with growing older. Even in the public eye, I feel that same instinct – I can’t help it.   “But at the same time, I’ve had more than my share of experience with physical vulnerabilities. Surviving childhood polio meant spending my entire life with mobility challenges. They haven’t exactly gotten easier to manage with age. And last month, I took a fall which landed me in the hospital.   “My doctors have confirmed that I didn’t break any bones or suffer a concussion. I didn’t have a heart attack or a stroke. I don’t have any tumors or hemorrhages. But I was briefly unconscious and was taken to the hospital. While receiving excellent care over the past several weeks, I’ve also had to deal with a mild case of pneumonia.   “I can assure you that I’ve been a good patient. At my age, I tend to do what my doctors tell me to do. I’ve submitted to every test they can think of to help figure out what caused this incident. And I’m continuing to do everything they ask to speed my recovery. In fact, with signs of continued progress, I’ve been able to move from hospital care to a rehabilitation center where I’ll keep regaining my strength.   “As much as it frustrates me, this process takes time. And on the advice of my doctors, I won’t be able to return to the Senate floor to vote quite yet. But rest assured that, in the meantime, I’m not taking a break from the Senate business that matters to you. I’ve been working closely with my legislative staff on current issues, and with my Kentucky team who help me provide timely constituent services across our Commonwealth. I’ve also been keeping in touch with my Senate colleagues on the appropriations process, midterm politics, and everything in between.   “You’re right to expect your representatives to work hard for you. And part of my decision to retire at the end of my term this coming January was being honest about the demands of Senate work. But I still have unfinished business to complete on your behalf, and I have every intention of finishing the job you elected me to do.   “I’ll keep working hard to get back on the Senate floor as soon as possible. And I’ll keep you posted on the progress of my recovery. Until then, I’m so grateful for your prayers and well wishes.”

@acnewsitics Allowing a Muslim mayor of NYC is one of the greatest policy victories this country has ever seen.

If you're judging 4 million Muslim Americans by the actions of Hamas, are you willing to judge all Christians by the KKK or Timothy McVeigh? Muslim Americans serve in the military, work as doctors, police officers, firefighters, and teachers. Pretending they're all the same is intellectually lazy.

@MatthewTabian95 MAGA in a nutshell

@DavidD3637 Wtf are you talking about?

The same people who want Black history erased can’t handle a Black woman in a leading role. Tickets already bought.

@MatthewTabian95 @adammocklerr How about a blue-eyed, white guy playing the role of a brown person? You know… like your “savior”. I don’t guess you’d have a problem with that. That’s my guess at least.

@adammocklerr I don't think anyone said that they didn't want a black woman in a leading role. I think they are saying that they don't want her playing a White Greek Character. That's my guess at least.

@adammocklerr I really had no opinions on this film. Now that I see how much it’s enraged MAGA, I’m gonna pay to go see it. Probably twice.

@fancy_ali28 @UTDCJ_ The women’s is the only one worth watching, if you’re an American.

@UTDCJ_ women’s is next year!!

today is the last time we have multiple world cup games in a day till 2030

@MattBermingham I’m going to eat chicken nuggets for dinner tonight, in your honor your Grace.

Big thanks to everyone who tuned into Work In Progress these past two weeks while filled in the mornings. I speak for the WiP boys that your kindness and encouragement is appreciated. #dubsup

@MattBermingham Ham, you are the star of the ticket.

@McMattRadio post some pictures of the toys, please.

@covie_93 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahhhhh Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Magats learning. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Maybe at the end of the trump administration people will learn how crucial some government agencies are.

@McMattRadio Ilya Rozanov

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