David Deiser 🏴

when i die i want jamie to rip my ashes from our bong

@NoBueno3210 @not_bot_5000 @RueAlar we did. there are photos, paintings, and verbal depictions of this from way back. Takes two seconds to research

We’ve been sending things into space for 80 years, but jellyfish clouds have only existed for 10 years and nobody finds that strange? x.com/ChinaliveX/sta…

@bachiyr @JRR_Tolkitten @MattWallace888 Regardless of the code, this man is simply opposing foreign intervention— something which China of all places frankly would have a right to partake in before the US. Every bit of foreign intervention we have done since 1945 has been a mistake.

@ParappatheAba @akashmuni27 @Warlock_Aditya lol he doesn’t seem to understand

@akashmuni27 @DavidDeiser @Warlock_Aditya Nigga people are complaining about you being *lazy* 💀

Never Understood, why does Piramal use that much plastic for a single tablet?

@akashmuni27 @Warlock_Aditya ChatGPT ass response touch grass

Because it's a single-dose emergency medication that needs to: - Stay stable for years - Be tamper-proof - Meet pharmacy regulations - Prevent moisture damage The packaging isn't "for one tablet." It's for maintaining efficacy until the exact moment someone needs it. Pharma isn't designed for aesthetics. It's designed for reliability.

you guys have not been liking my tweets recently and it feels intentional and pointed

It has been written into the ways that I can’t explain to you guys, which is why all of this is so hard for me to understand. Can’t you see how that’s difficult???

nicotine gum + blender + biiiiig pouch of big league chew

@Goorad64 @CODENAMEsx11347 Check out moon boots. Exactly what you’re looking for

@CODENAMEsx11347 It sucks because I'm genuinely looking for shoes like this (chunky shoes) but they don't have my size ever or in the color I want. It's like that gif of the person clicking switches but then one keeps switching off if they try picking all of them

Fastest like I've ever taken back

when does the narwhal bacon son or i like your shoelaces daughter

@babyprincederek @file_select girl… how can you say lesbian media doesn’t exist? what about St. Vincent?? What about Chappell Roan? Girl in red? This tweet is dripppingggg with internalized homophobia. Talk to someone who works in queer media, please.

i’ll die on the hill that everyone hates lesbianism and lesbian media doesn’t exist because the whole entire world focuses around men and lesbianism has NOTHING to do with men. you people are misogynistic and horrible and terrible and hell is waiting for you

@elistaubsicle yeah and then he murdered his cousin

Sometimes when I have string cheese I sing “Sargento” but swap it with the word “Silentó” from Silentó’s 2015 hit “Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae). Just a glimpse into my twisted world

@__sufiyanshaikh @shophyia It’s insane how your ai tweet has nothing to do with the post

@shophyia That’s insane — looks like the sky wasn’t even ready for that speed 😂 The smoothness is unreal… literally slicing reality in half. ✈️🔥

Slicing through the sky like a hot knife through butter! 🤩

idk if I prefer seeing fake MAGA nazi bots on twitter or the real people on threads who through some insane act of god have not succumbed to their brain dead stupidity yet neither is a very good option

@iiiconnicc Hi!!

Say hi to Patrick star or have a terrible November

it’s crazy that cucumber salad is a more stable thing than the ego

you can’t make me put ranch on my kebap

rice is merely a vehicle for consuming lao gan ma

@infinite_walrus @wrappedaroundme you are very much allowed to take photos of the paintings. It’s encouraged. You just can’t use flash. Please go to a museum, I’m begging you

@wrappedaroundme You’re allowed to soyface. You’re not allowed to take photos of the paintings.

Okay so apparently you are “not allowed” to soyface in the louvre and I was escorted out immediately after this photo was taken

imagine if instead of fuddruckers it was ruddfuckers

@rattwall you know that saliva collecting. imagine smelling this