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@JoelKatz They'd rather have CZ at this point.

I'm pleased to announce that I've accepted the position of CEO of OpenAI. Now I'll just wait for the board to offer it to me.

@BenArmstrongsX @DuchessOfDeFi Go Braves! At least Christmas will be cheaper this year not having to buy gifts for annoying kids. Who needs them anyway! Enjoy the holidays 🍻

Happy Holidays from me, @DuchessOfDeFi, & our newest addition, Solana aka Ms. Paws. Named after the most technically superior blockchain of all times. And the future of decentralized everything. Join the #SolanaSoldiers 🫡 Kind Regards, The Sultan

@JoelKatz So mote it be

It's a sigil. It's supposed to look like that. I don't get it either.

@JohnEDeaton1 Tax the poor! 🔥🔥

The Pentagon can’t tell you where more than $688 Billion went. I guess we just let that go and focus on regular folks. We can send billions to foreign lands without an itemization of where each dollar goes but if a regular person sends $600 via CashApp, the IRS must know.

@JedMcCaleb If it gets me as far away from San Francisco as possible, count me in!

Want to be the first person to live in a commercial space station?

@GseTrust @JoelKatz Don't you dare make fun of their diligent research!

@JedMccaleb12 @JoelKatz hardworking journalists you kidding right 🤣

@LisaJoKey @JoelKatz Agreed. I can barely sleep.

@JedMccaleb12 @JoelKatz Despicable

@XRPcryptowolf Been there done that

Cardano ADA Founder Says #XRP Community Mocks And Hates Him u.today/cardano-founde…

@BCBacker Imposters are the worst

I don't have a Facebook group, a Instagram, a TikTok, WhatsApp or Telegram. Any person or groups presenting themselves as mine on any of those social medias are imposters and scammers. Also, there are like 500 imposters here on Twitter. Be careful. 👍

@JoelKatz I'm calling my lawyer @JohnEDeaton1

Umm, @JedMccaleb12 is not Jed McCaleb.

@JoelKatz Envy is never a good look Schwartz. I have a position opening up here at Stellar if you're interested. I've been looking for a secretary to take calls for me.

If @JedMccaleb12 throws a pin at you, *RUN*. The crazy fool certainly doesn't realize he's holding a live grenade.

@3ren111 You're funny

#XRP Is ready to EXPLODE 🤯

@JoelKatz Shouldn't have gotten it Mike's way

@JedMccaleb12 That was a fake. This, sadly, is real. Curse your delicious sandwiches, Jimmy John's!

@JoelKatz @BabaCugs Should've invited him to swell

I apologize to everyone for participating in @BabaCugs Discord. I didn't think I needed to vet someone before participating in a conversation. That was a mistake. And if he turns this into some mystery or riddle, please mock him mercilessly.

@WillyWonkaXRP The good old days

Cleaning out the garage and found these in an old rusty cabinet. Ate two of them. Wish me luck!! 🍀

Lügen haben kurze Beine

To be continued

@Rachael_Ray22 It's complicated now :/

Me when someone asks about Arthur Britto

Leaving your crypto on an exchange is like leaving classified documents behind your corvette. #ControlYourKeys