David Engle

@blondevswild Oh yeah, I thought he just died to give me PTSD so I could fuck better, so maybe he died so we could sin

@DavidDw2010 Some would say he did for our sins

Great news about the war, guys that come back with PTSD fuck better.

Look! cnbc10home . com

Hey banks... I hate you, I am about to just take all my money out and hide it in my mattress

@Dman1540 your welcome

Think I'm gonna kill my roommate, but not really, or am I?

I have to do a bunch of marine net classes, my roommate says he will clean the room, he is still sitting on his bed staring at his phone

The best times with my roommate, is when he's not here. #shutup #gotosleep

On the 20th year of my life the marine corps gave to me, 24 hrs of barracks duty and a Taliban fighter in a pear tree

Watching Dinocroc vs Supergator, followed by Megashark vs Giant Octopus, ah Syfy the late night joy you bring

Back from the gas chamber, still burns alittle bit!

Went and bought me my truck today, think that's the final step of bachelor manhood!

Now a gray belt in marine corps martial arts hopefully getting green next week

Love having a job that has me wake up before the sun does and make me work outside in 27 degrees

The Devil Inside dumbest movie ever

McDonalds must have seen my tweet about their mcbites commercial, cause now it's all white people with a token black guy, things are normal

Why are all the people in the chicken mcbites commercial Asian? Are they trying to imply something?

I can't follow firstworldpains anymore after the stuff I've done, I hate whining and that's all that is

I hate piss tests. I was so close to the end drank way too much water though!

Test drivin the potential vehicle purchase