David Farentino

@Snubs Your new PC build..how'd you manage the pagefile on the ssd? Default, moved, resized,deleted? Thanks.

@StephenAtHome Interesting. My balls are the size of lemon drops. You win.

@DougStanhope I'm living in One Nation under God..so you'll never find me..but there is a good bar here.

@louisck i don't mean to sound British, but i cunt wait for the season 3 premiere of Louie on FX tonight!

@louisck Would you mind adding tour dates in Los Angeles? Frankly, there's too much heroin in San Francisco.

@DavidFarentino @TMZ_FANS @HarveyLevinTMZ What a lack of feelings on the part of TMZ. There should be a public apology.

Terribly disrespectful quip about my dad, James, in todays @TMZ_FANS site. Shame on @HarveyLevinTMZ and his crew posting such callousness.

@danecook exactly the way I feel about people who want to show me their junk. Greedy and shady.

QT @LoveGod50: There are no fossils from 65m years ago, they're all fake.//Funniest thing I've read all year. Thanks @rickygervais!

RIP Christopher Hitchens The most honest and outspoken, bullshit-free thinker of our time. A brave man and a hero of mine.

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@myfoxla Armed hostage standoff since 8am, pst. SWAT on scene. Corner of Beverly & Alcott. 90035

@RICKatFOX heavily armed man barricaded in apartment. Corner of Beverly Dr. & Alcott St. 90035

@cyanogen defrag /c [-f] No problem anymore.

Facebook Facing $138,000 Fine for Holding Deleted User Data - on.mash.to/qwUTh0

QT @SethMacFarlane: Why does Astro have an Asian dialect?// If you listen closely, all dogs have an Asian accent.

@danecook noted. Enjoy the sun.

@danecook Nice guns. Good to see you've chosen the Carrot Top / Danny Bonaduce route to fitness. Intervention after tattooed eyeliner.

@xdadevelopers why would you tweet about a closed thread to a PAID beta. Isn't posting paid apps against xda policy?

QT @SarahKSilverman: People who try to seem smart say PROCEEDED a lot.//and THEREFORE.