David Harris

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

I purposely walk infront of ring doorbells just so niggas can detect motion

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Walked by a coworkers computer and he was just looking at a picture of a hotdog

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coldest names ever: - bane - johnny knoxville - billy butcher - van helsing - wolfgang amadeus mozart - victor von doom

I’m at work does anyone feel bad for me

This work stuff is getting old🫨🫨 #TGIW

how i feel putting a song on my instagram story

Mosquitoes are worse than ever this year. I hate bug bites. #bitethebugsback

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Me looking at the imaginary camera everytime there’s a plot twist in my life 😭

i think this would fix me

ur order is ready

Watching UFC 300 with the guys. I got Pereira winning it. Anybody with me? #ufc #DonaldTrump #DanaWhite

Watching the @DetroitRedWings game at @BWWings. No better way to spend the night. #hockey #TGIT