Dave

@piersmorgan Night mate

Night all.

Pints of lager c’mon Boris you wanker open the boozers ffs

@harveylee30 @jlandpcustserv Sliding into the DM’s

@JessieKab @M_Armorgie Mill point roomies

All in favour of LFC say ayyeeeee @M_Armorgie @DavidHendley1 #watfordwho?

@VirgilvDijk Cheers Virgil. You too mate!

I just wanted to send a message to say I hope everyone is doing OK in these difficult times. We must all look after each other in what is tough circumstances for everyone across the whole world. Please stay safe. We will be back! You’ll Never Walk Alone.

@chelsfergo Please send me 100 GBP you lovely lady. Merry Xmas 😘

Not the best way to go about it

@alexdukes658 Dukes for PM

@Plant_Y @TimDugdale29 @GaryLineker Give gaz a break mate international break he’s tryna chill with the fam

@TimDugdale29 @GaryLineker Y u b hating

@GaryLineker so no match of the day tomorrow night, perfect night in, watching Messi’s highlights with some cleanex?

@TimDugdale29 @GaryLineker You hate gaz

@Sianwelby @HippodromeLDN They heard the slot machines were paying out?

@d_mason_1 Who dis cunt @IanWright0

This may be our favourite fan rant in a long, long time 👏🤣 Give it a watch, right, yeah?

The awkward moment when you go in for a sliding tackle and your little ginger willy pops out.

@missgemcollins @ITVBe Panic over

love island may be over but worry not my new show #DivaForever Starts Wednesday 7th August on @ITVBe 😜😘🎥

@GazGShore @M_Armorgie @will0lane

Who's played this hole in Portugal... tag someone who would defo end up on the beach.... par 3 easy 5 iron for me 😂🏌🏻‍♂️🇵🇹

🎯 Who would you like to see win the 2019 PDC World Championship? RT - Michael Smith 💚 - Michael van Gerwen

@PrincessKaelin @MissTMCgee @CharlieLMurray come on mate no hiding here

@magicfm everyday I enter ‘The pick up line’ Angie call me please, I need the 💰

@LeonKnight_ @will0lane