David Henderson

Large iced coffee, sir penj, mlb the show, round of 32 in an hour

Bo Bud is a pussy.

@BoBud275604 And then have the nerve to say just clarifying

People clarify too much. Just do something. Why ask so many questions

Officer don’t do this shit

Dear Santa, It would be greatly appreciated if you were so kind and paid off my student loans. The payments are starting to hi and they’re #notchill. Best, Dave

@jlewington95 @WhatItDoMcBrew @MustyLizard2947 @IsaacCastanza @BoBud275604 @JarvarisJJLamar @TheHowser @DesmondRitalin

We are approaching the Ugly Sweater Bar Crawl. @WhatItDoMcBrew @MustyLizard2947 @IsaacCastanza @BoBud275604 @JarvarisJJLamar @DavidHendswick get north, see you there. @TheHowser get south. @DesmondRitalin you’re already here.

Closest I’ve gotten to play in months tbh

House music college football and my penjious dubious. Man I miss college.

@jlewington95 Could childhood trauma from all the guns pointed at him be the cause of the holocaust?

How many times do you think someone from the future has traveled back in time to kill baby Hitler but couldn’t pull the trigger because he was just a baby. He must’ve had a weird childhood with random people from the future appearing, pointing a gun at him, then leaving.

Drake drake maye maye

Students today asked me what I tweet about. Didn’t know how to answer. #AnyLocks?

Loading into a forza map, couple of cold ones in the system and the penjie has been tapped. What could be…

@jlewington95 @cezanjr Lfg

.@cezanjr Let’s fucking go!!!!!

Beyond faded playing 2k with music blasting in my ears doesn’t beat the bar with the guys, but it’ll do for now :/

I just think about 2k all day

Red Sox sweep the Yankees this weekend and we’re back on schedule

@jlewington95 @BoBud275604 @finnmcmissile95 Sammy Sosa

@BoBud275604 @finnmcmissile95 Sergei Samsonov

Wrap up on sem 1 grad school and there is one clear key take away. Thanks to playing Herman Killabrew with @jlewington95 on couch’s all over southern Maine I now have a pneumonic for everything under the sun! #hermankillabrew #samsmith

@jlewington95 Hanley Ramirez

Blake Swihart

On a rooftop in a foreign country. Call me Chris Kyle.

Quite possibly baddest man alive.