David Is Done

@LibertarianGay2 No but listen in a pinch you could do you laundry on his abs. So there is a silver lining......

Do you find this attractive?

@trumplicans2024 Oh Jesus, now i can't unsee this. IS that really a penis? I'm so glad I'm not trans. Holy Mary, if I saw this coming at me I wouldn't be able to sleep....

gender affirming care... yay...

@Geniustechw You can't fix stupid, didn't you watch Forest Gump?

How do you fix these people ?

@MbarkCherguia $2 on an EBT card

Wrong answers only: What do you think they're fighting over? 👇

@alphafox I just tied my pork roast using the same pattern.

There are actually people out there that would hit this. 🤮

@wakeupusa Oh believe me, we are paying. One word Kayne.

Every day that you wake up in America is reparations enough.

@dreamybrett I like him because it doesn't look like he eats much. Have you seen the grocery prices lately? If you're going to have a kept man make sure he doesn't eat much.

Do you like gamer boys?

@TrumpsHurricane I'll help you pack your bags.

This Liberal woman says “I’m leaving America because of Donald Trump. Where should I go?” What advice do you have for her ??

@Sassafrass_84 I don't think that's right. I mean did Kayne's mom have to right that wrong?

Maybe it's time to take responsibility for yourself and your own actions. That's an idea.

@RadioGenoa karma for slavery folks, just like Europe.

Imagine going to lunch with your children to spend unforgettable moments and then finding yourself in this chaos. This is not normal.

@Mv_4u 1, it looks like I don't have to feed him much.

If you had to pick your ideal body type... Which one are you choosing ?👇

@wakeupusa Or it could be your neanderthal like forehead. One or the other....

Would you like a bacon and egg sandwich before you go?

@honeymoon250 Take the cash or she'll wind up with it..

Men, be 100% honest… $7,000,000cash right now or HER?

@DavidJHarrisJr Let's try it out. First, let's cover you in pork fat.

Thoughts?

@otokyo__ Try not pissing and shitting all over your shower curtain.

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@isaacrrr7 Ooooo I would open up bacon stands on every corner sold by naked women. Would that be enough to get them to leave?

Los musulmanes en Europa amenazan: ‘Si se prohíbe la carne halal, nos iremos todos.’ ¿Qué debería hacer Europa?

@MuragishiY Yeah I would, it's a one punch ticket to "get out of paying for dinner and go straight to porking".

can i wear this on our first date

@sadiafatma1278 Have you ever worked more than 30 minutes on your back?

Have you ever worked over 60 hours a week?

@Eman_8282 Oh no, I love cream of whatever the fuck, encrusted on the sides. I find it gives the new dish ever more flavor.

@WallStreetMav Please God, don't let it be Delta. Now thinking about it Delta is based in the ninja capital of the US, Atlanta. I'm about to go balistic.

The big question is not Spirit Airlines shutting down. The concern we all have is ... which airline do their customers start flying on next.