D4vid Jnsen 🧩

@tv2politik @tv2newsdk STOP med at f*cke med vores drikkevand, tak

Ministerier i åben krig om drikkevandet: - Jeg mindes ikke en lignende proces nyheder.tv2.dk/politik/2026-0…

@OddAlerts Would it be a good transfer for Thomas, do you reckon? He’s really been doing well, but is the grass really greener at Tottenham? Must be a tough decision to make, in case he was asked.

They must already have someone ready to walk in the door for them to pull the trigger on this. Thomas Frank?! #THFC

@FjordFella Breathtakingly beautiful country 🇳🇴 Lots of 🫶🏻 from your Denmark 🇩🇰 !

Yup. Just another run-of-the-mill public bathroom here... 😏 Skjervsfossen, Hardanger, Norway 🇳🇴

@brianholm1962 Danske spil: “Hej Bjarne. Du har lige vundet 750.000.000 i eurojackpot” Bjarne: “… 👍🏼”

Hello Oompa Loompa’s have a jolly good Sunday 😘

@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Weird

Fundamental question at night 🤔 If Putin - Khuilo, then Russia is ??? Describe Russia in one word❗️

@OddAlerts Got it! At 2.50 👏🏻

Right on cue, applying the pressure... 🌡️ How long will they hold out? Shanghai Port is averaging 3.11 goals per game, including 1.22 goals per 1H. They actually score more goals in the 2H of games (2.11), when playing at home.

Bad debate nights happen. Trust me, I know. But this election is still a choice between someone who has fought for ordinary folks his entire life and someone who only cares about himself. Between someone who tells the truth; who knows right from wrong and will give it to the American people straight — and someone who lies through his teeth for his own benefit. Last night didn’t change that, and it’s why so much is at stake in November. joebiden.com

@nocontextfooty 🎼 Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe 🎼

@nocontextfooty Remember the name 🇩🇰👑

@Alan_Couzens Hi Alan. Great post 🙏🏻 Question on high volume - the running distance is ie. 160-180km per month, right? Sorry if it’s a silly question 😊

What does "Norwegian training" mean to me? **High Training Volume** "I believe there are certain limits: 120 which is a minimum for long/middle-distances for many, 160-180 km which is for most will work the best and 170-220 which is a level that some will work for, but not all." **Keep the Easy Training Easy** "In terms of lactate, we are below 1.0 mml/l, heart rate below 70 % of max for the easy runs" **Keeping the hard training kinda easy too, but doing good volumes of it** "I soon found out that lowering the lactate level from the standard level of 4.0 mmol/l down initially to below 3.0 – usually staying from 2.3 up to 3.0 on sessions gave not only far better results, you could also do huge amounts of “threshold training” – substantially more versus a level of close to 4.0, without wearing down." For perspective, many amateurs in the U.S. are doing their *easy training* at 2-3mmol/L, i.e. they aren't doing any true easy training at all! Then for their "threshold work" there is no intensity control & they're often at 6,7,8 mmol/L for their hard sessions! Is it any wonder they struggle to improve? They have no base! mariusbakken.com/the-norwegian-…

@OddAlerts Hi Joe, any possibility to add filter for H2H stats?

Here’s a demo. youtu.be/CSR8lUIC4Pk

A couple of new additions to @oddalerts today - View bet tracking bets from the home page - Add league positions to quick filters

@HansenKenn Prøv at zoome ind på barnet i stolen 👀😃

@UtdDistrict Imagine a full squad with this attitude 😮‍💨💪🏻

Rasmus Højlund always celebrates with passion 🔥❤️

@SuneFischer @Danbjerregaard Kære Sune og Dan. Jeg håber I finder sammen i en podcast igen. Det er en fornøjelse at høre på det I laver 👏🏻

@Danbjerregaard Tak for tak og tak herfra. Det var fedt at være med på en del af vejen 👊🏻🤓

Til faste lyttere af På Fersk Gerning. I sidste uge sagde jeg op på B.T. Det nuværende projekt er meget langt fra det, jeg blev ansat til. Jeg elsker at lave undersøgende krim-journalistik, så nu er det bedst, at vores veje skilles. Tusind tak for at lytte med 1/2

@P4KBHTRAFIK Hej P4. Er der en alternativ rute åben så?

@peterfalktoft FX⚔️

Frederik X 🙌🏼

@FabrizioRomano JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🇩🇰🫶🏻🏆👏🏻

@PetarSocevic Haha. Genialt svar 👌🏻 Glædelig jul Petar 🎄

Julen er hjerternes fest 🎄

@SandroSpaso Glædelig jul Sandro. Jeg er glad for I kom væk fra krig, og I fandt fred i Danmark 🎄

Året er 1997. Jeg er 7 år gammel. Flygtet fra krig til 🇩🇰 nogle år forinden. Jul var ikke noget vi fejrede og hvis vi gjorde, havde mine forældre ikke råd til nogen gaver. Men alligevel manglede jeg ikke noget. Taknemmelig for mit liv i dag. Ønsker alle en glædelig jul! 🎄❤️🙏🏼

@nocontextfooty R9