David Johnson 🐝

And the biggest porkie pie of the day goes to @RoyalMail #fail #useless #courier #notfitforpurpose #royalmail Hard to tell if anyone is in if you don't even come to the address!!?

@AvantiWestCoast @zerohistory3598 When you book a train ticket in Europe, you are buying a seat. Not in good old 'Great' Britain!

@zerohistory3598 Sorry to see that, Stevo. Which service are you on today, and did you have a pre-booked seat? - Mike

Doesn’t feel like this is worth the £42 you just charged @AvantiWestCoast

her : “you better not be watching Tom Jones duetting with EMF on Unbelievable when I get home!” me :

Hey @Tesco can you shed some light on the Nood wet cat food range please? It's been out of stock now for a number of weeks. Have tried 3 stores but all out 🤷‍♂️

@AndyBurnhamGM Andy, I finally made peace with the release of terrorists under the Good Friday Agreement and voted Labour for the first time in a general election in 2024. My vote now switches to Green. Adopted N.Irish Manc since 2001 #shameonstarmer #weak

I am disappointed by today’s NEC decision and concerned about its potential impact on the important elections ahead of us. To whoever is Labour’s candidate and to our members in Manchester and Tameside: you will have my full support and I will be there whenever you need me. 1/2

@sethbannon Not just London Seth, right across the UK and Europe too. How far will he go to try and stop us talking about Epstein?

In London. Mood check: people are pretty pissed at America. Lots of mocking America and our leadership. Never heard anything like this in the many years I've been coming here.

Britain should repurchase America. After all, it was ours once, and it would enhance our North Atlantic security. If you don’t sell it to us, President Trump, we’re going to impose tariffs on the U.S. and any country who supports you in resisting this very good deal. Fair?

@prende34734 @BWallArthur theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@BWallArthur Look up the Dublin Agreement. Then when you’ve understood it, try again.

If you're afraid of the 'invasion' at the southern border and are looking to Farage to fix it. Don't forget there were no boat crossings before Farage's Brexit. His one and only policy accomplishment caused the issue he now frightens you with.

@Ryanair hey guys can't book for Wroclaw past 24th October. Can you tell me when these will be available pls?

@JohnRWMarchant @spikedonline

@spikedonline Macron is just reinforcing why we voted for Brexit.

President Macron insulted Brexit voters and Keir Starmer just stood there. He didn’t say one word in defence of the working-class Brits who voted Leave. That is shameful. A PM who won’t stand up for his own people is worthless, says Brendan O’Neill buff.ly/xOxrQwU

@SonyUK hey guys. Have had my WH-1000XM3 since 2019, still sounding amazing ❤️. Bought the XM4 for my step-son last August, now they won't even charge. Very poor reflection on the brand! #headphones #sony #wireless #help

@EssexPR Making the country better for everyone yeah? Of course it's going to cost us after 14 years of Tory nonsense!

The country is waking up to what Labour really are about .. oh deary deary me 👀

🚨BREAKING: Keir Starmer surrenders the Gibraltar border to spain and the EU. first chagos now Gibraltar. Keir Starmer is the most anti British prime minister in history.

@HollyBranson hey Holly, what's the craic with Virgin Pure changing to Taap. Was it always Taap branded as Virgin Pure? #confused #customer #filteredwater

@LondonEconomic which.co.uk/news/article/c…

Chlorine chicken anyone?

@Rob_ADFIntl She breached a PSPO. Had she found out where this ended, she could have stood there. Anyone using the services should be subjected to zero intimation.

🧵This morning, a woman was convicted in Britain for holding a sign saying: “Here to talk, if you want.” Let that sink in. Here's how it happened: 👇

I think this man speaks for many Americans. I’m not going to do a MAGA and claim he speaks for all Americans, because clearly he doesn’t. He speaks for the America that was once the leader of the free world. The America who proudly celebrated the values of the men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice. For the American heroes who died for the freedoms of those today destroying America from within. When this is over, history will remember the convicted criminal in the White House as the man who turned a once great nation into an international pariah and criminal extortion gang, all while fleecing America families, to transfer what little wealth they have to the rich. Trump is driving the country that kept the world safe from the ambitions of the Russian bear onto its dinner table. How very very sad to see the US waving goodbye to democracy as it embraces authoritarian rule to the detriment of its people and the wider world. 🎥 TikTok - @snekopw

@ChrisWillyStyle @SpeakerJohnson @elonmusk Did you actually watch what happened? Trump and Vance didn't let him speak and talked all over him. Also forgetting English isn't his first language. Vance hasn't even been to Ukraine. Also if we're talking about not wearing a suit, does Musk wear one?

@SpeakerJohnson @elonmusk Zelensky should remember that respect is a two-way street. If he wants to work with the U.S, he needs to act like a partner, not a bully. The mineral rights deal is fair, time to move forward.

I’ve attended many bilateral meetings with heads of state and dignitaries, but I’ve never seen anything like President Zelenskyy’s behavior in the Oval Office.  He berated and interrupted his hosts. He should apologize and accept the mineral rights deal.

@jackwhitehall absolutely killing @F1 #f175live on the money!

@Keir_Starmer Please can you define “working people”.

We are putting more money in your pocket. From April, millions of working people will get a pay rise.