David Myers

Freddie & Hallie 🩵🩷

Oh my, who wants to come to London with me?????

@yokayeyo @NUFC @Johngreenway09 🤣

@NUFC There'll be no dressing room photo then

Goal. [1-2] 90'

Loving this Geordie meltdown 🤣🤣 “puny little excuse of a man” 🤣

Show us the changing room selfie lads 🤳

WHAT DOES THIS FUCKING FRAUD EDDIE HOWE HAVE TO DO FOR YOU TO WANT HIM OUT???????????? NO PLAN B STEVE BRUCE SCORE & SIT BACK TACTIC NO CREATIVITY POOR PRESS ZERO MOVEMENT FUCK EVERY SINGLE HAPPY CLAPPER ITS A DERBY AND SUNDERLAND ARE TERRIBLE, YET WEVE LET THEM IN TO WIN AT OUR GROUND WHERES THE PASSION? WHERES THE AGGRESSION? WHERE THE IDEAS? PRESS CONFERENCE ALL NICE AND RELAXED - THE MOST PROTECTED MANAGER YOULL FIND. ANY MORE LAID BACK AND HE’D BE LAID DOWN TAKE YOUR CARABAO CUP, AND FUCK OFF EDDIE YOU ABSOLUTE FRAUD USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!

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GET IN!!!! Up The Toffees 💙

@OfficialFPL What chips? 😭

No fixtures for Arsenal, Man City, Crystal Palace or Wolves in Blank Gameweek 31 ❌ Will you be using any of your chips this week?

@VincenzoGrappa I think the Notts Forest fans are just a bit highly strung at the moment with the threat of relegation hanging over them, i think if they manage to stay up you should expect a lot of apologies from Notts fans.

Apologies as this thread has been embarrassingly hijacked by insecure fans of a club the story isn’t about over, just let us check our notes: a common abbreviation. Chortle! VG.

NEW: Tentative contact made by Tottenham Hotspur with representative team of Sean Dyche. A basic retainer (common practice) is being discussed to have the ex Notts Forest & Burnley boss as a ready option should #THFC require to hire. No news on any change yet. More to follow. VG.

When we were struggling a few seasons ago, honestly these pundits/reporters havent got a clue what they are talking about half the time. @talkSPORT

Sam Matterface and Gabby Agbonlahor saying Richarlison “isnt the type of character you want” when you’re down there and struggling. What?! He literally played through injuries using injections to play through pain and more or less single handedly dragged us out of it.. 1/2

Absolutely made up we aren’t in that relegation battle, the feeling them Spurs fans will have waking up this morning going into work with Arsenal fans 😫 we have all been there and it is genuinely horrible. Up the European chasing Toffees 💙

@SenseiCarl_ HAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN TO DARE IS TO DO 🤣

TalkSport is generational right now 😂

James Garner is the highest-rated Premier League player (7.18) to have started in all 28 matches for his club so far this season. Consistent. 🔵💪

Well deserved 👏🏻

Get in there Everton 👏🏻 solid performance all round, McNeil and Dewsbury-Hall especially. Up The Toffees! 💙

@Joel_M_Clarke Had the captaincy on and off Haaland today, just don’t want to get done by Pep again when he inevitably starts on the bench 🤦🏻‍♂️

GW29. Rolled. Haaland captain. God help me.

He is genuinely insane. #EFC

Get in Everton!!! 💙