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@RichkiddWizzy Chukuwa tsho moja na toja plus id toka usiwa rudi ama kkuona na macho,respect is unnegotiable

Ukidinyiwa bibi unajipa shugli sio kuleta hizi drama

@Dokuh9 Ww dio utakuwa first suspect😂

Huyu Bois anaachanga haka njee , siku ataamka apate kalibebwa Kwa mgongo.

@WAITITU_1 @Just_memeKe After three weeks wameachilia episode 6

@Just_memeKe #FROM imefika wapi 😂

Laikipia residents after 2 weeks

@dokta_g @Von0064 Damn

@Von0064 You 20 years later hearing her tell you the three children you raised and put through college ain't yours.

@KijanayaKabras Takeway?

Our Intel reveals that this is Githurai, where young, middle and old age ladies have decided to set up toll stations in their ‘sablenyas’ to collect fees from any passing long-curv*d murij* 😂— but only if you pay the agreed fee. As you can see, they’re lining up, displaying their products in broad daylight for any man who wants to “change their engine oil.” Nakuambia, kuna jamaa alipita hapo akaambiwa ati hata 20 brathe inafanya 😅😅 Anyway, ni kama umalaya inalipa sana ju wuehh! Utapata mtu amefanya hii kazi for a long time adi akanunua kaploti manze 🤣🤣 So if you don’t have any job opportunities, this could be a lucrative business pale Githurai. Na pia in most Nairobi estates and other major towns, ni Kama umalaya inafanya sana juu men have decided buying milk is cheaper than keeping a cow.

@__n1gga_ 😂

Ukienda kupull out alafu msupa alie 'mwaga tu ndani mi ni tasa'

@Utd69topshotta Naona umejipin na kitemeo ikifika ile masaa

Leo tunaingia Paris early kick-off ✈️

@J_myke14 @Utd69topshotta Naona umejipin na kitemeo

@Utd69topshotta Unachana, ukichana nywele

@RutoJames7113 Turkana already buried🤣

Waah was that Pokot arrow necessary?

@peris21486 Kama shamba si yenu hio ni police case😂

In our time, Our parents would turn this into a crime scene 😭😂😂

@dailypost_ke Kwatu pazuriiiii nmeshapakumbuka..... 🤣

MARION NAIPEI amerudi nyumbani .... Ni Ngumu Kuokoa Kunguru

@themayor_ke I remain speechless 😪

Another simp on the list is this police officer by the name Dan Matakaya. His wife poured acid on his face while he was asleep. He tried to run for water, but the wife had poured water on the floor and connected it with live electricity. On top of the acid burns, he was badly electrocuted. He was rushed to hospital by neighbors, underwent treatment for a long time, and received more than 20 surgeries on his head and neck. The neck and hands had stiffened, but doctors had to graft fresh skin from other parts of his body to the destroyed areas. He lost his eyesight in the process. In a rather bizarre move, after he healed, he went back to his wife, and they are now living together happily. What would have done in this situation?

@sosteene No risk no story😂😂

Swali bado ni moja

@nikokadiKE Hapa ina require 20 yrs of experience mzee😂

@Entr_dawood C azi-double pale aviator 😂 7M manze

Majembe amepewa 3.5M cash, akiwekelea kwa MMF anapata 35K per month salary ya Secondary school teacher

@iam_Kante N mbaya 😂😂

Ukiwa umelala alafu ukumbuke Kwenyu hamna ata pikipiki

@nikokadiKE Nyamaza mamuu🤣

@HonMosiria Nauache kuvaa T- shirt na vest mzee NKT!!!

SCRIPTED BOXING MATCH !! The entire boxing match was scripted by Obina, and that is why they created propaganda to keep me out of it. I had already secured Mbavu Destroyer professional boxing trainers two of them, one Kenyan and another Kenyan-based in Dubai and all of them were willing to train him for the match. I also paid for his training and was willing to provide accommodation near the training center. However, there were challenges and disagreements that arose during the process, and I was subsequently kept away from the entire arrangement through what I believe was coordinated propaganda aimed at damaging my reputation, including false accusations that I had asked for Ksh 200,000 if Mbavu wins. Instead, he was given content creators, and he ran away from the training claiming he was being asked for Ksh 200,000. The entire thing witnessed today is a scheme to con innocent Kenyans who have been waiting to watch real boxing for a long time, only to end up watching a scripted event. That is why I chose not to attend. I did not want to speak about this earlier because many would have assumed I was only reacting out of disappointment for not being involved but I posted an encrypted message on my Facebook page 1hr before the match. The beneficiary of the entire script is Obina. Now wait for him and Mbavu Destroyer to ask for a rematch. After today’s match Obina and Mbavu Destroyer they will call for rematch which Mbavu will win and then they will say this is win win on both sides then now next it will be the finals between the two to see who will wins. In all this Kenyans will be spending money denying other boxers a chance to compete and grow their talents. This was “mchezo wa town.” I knew about it, and that is why I chose not to attend. My conscience does not allow me to lie to Kenyans who were eagerly waiting to watch a real match. I posted on my Facebook wall what would happen and it has come to pass. #vurugu Weka Mawe Mbavu Destroyer Majembe

@Thikapundit Afike then uanze ku simp dio upewe🤣

Huyu IG baddie tumejuana jana na ashaniitisha za nails akwende baana 😂😂

@ItsOpuk Run away run away

First sleepover and she has started using life threatening words like "aki I'm allergic to latex"