David Lauder

@FoodPleaser Horrible cunt

What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this sandwich?

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@risco_rick @LaurenAlexis_x This guy killed his wife and other guy

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@ShayShay1483700 @mse1337 @otokyo__ You're welcome

I’m curious What’s the cabinet above the fridge for?

@racingblogger Safe travels

Well played Liverpool. I’m going home to London boys.

@augeradam @Matt_Pinner If you say these, you will end up dying in you're sleep

@Matt_Pinner After being around women for 60 odd years I know of 3 sure fire ways. 1. Tell her to calm down. 2. Say "SHHHHHH" while holding a finger on her lips. 3. Ask her if it is that time of the month...... Give anyone of these a try guys, just make sure your affairs are in order....

What is it?

@Matt_Pinner Just be quiet and ignore the angry women. Trust that it will end soon, this is always a losing battle for the guy she is angry with. Don't add fuel to the fire

@Britishteahater Good win today. I like Brighton, they entertain me

Game day! Come on you super seagulls 😇💙🤍

@mse1337 @otokyo__ They will find a way in

@otokyo__ That’s where you hide the goods from the little people!!

@otokyo__ Whatever you want, it belongs to you

@fopminui July is the 7 month, I know this for a fact as I was born in July. Don't try and pickle my brain. I'm already confused enough with everything that's happening in the world

@CHI_Kacee Good night

Goooooood morning 🩵🩵🩵

@otokyo__ Boogers

Prove me wrong