David Letterman retweetlediLetterman@TheLettermanFan·31 OcaDonald Trump has said he will end the Green Card lottery. If only he could end the Presidential lottery he was lucky enough to win. #StateofOurUnionÇevir English98291450
David Letterman@DavidLetterman·8 EylWhat the Rich Won't Tell You. Ill swap your Fonzie for a one time only, never to be seen again, Ponzi.Çevir English118460
David Letterman@DavidLetterman·24 AğuLittle did they know when the Debt Ceiling hits 20. Parental Discretion Advised.Çevir English51260
David Letterman retweetlediLetterman@TheLettermanFan·17 HazTrump made me do it. #BadExcusesForDrinkingÇevir English3314770
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David Letterman retweetlediLetterman@TheLettermanFan·9 KasPlanet Earth #YourFired #ElectionNightÇevir English610390
David Letterman@DavidLetterman·6 Ağu#MakeANerdUnhappy Telling them that NASA really stands for Nerds Always Sleep AloneÇevir English411230
David Letterman retweetlediLetterman@TheLettermanFan·22 TemDonald Trump is set to release the app - TrumpemonGo Using the phone camera you just roam around and throw TrumpBalls at things to fix them.Çevir English1815460
David Letterman@DavidLetterman·6 Tem#MoreTrustedThanHillary Milli Vanilli claiming they are SiriÇevir English05150
David Letterman@DavidLetterman·21 Haz#IfPoliticiansWereComedians they would hand out blows to create jobs and only ever start wars when the Tivo is stuck on pause.Çevir English2260
David Letterman retweetlediLetterman@TheLettermanFan·1 TemI like the night life Baby, She says Let's Go. #LateShowÇevir English16150
David Letterman retweetlediLetterman@TheLettermanFan·30 EkiDonald Trump has entered the - Why did #Sandy bend the crane debate? He would know. Only an expert could keep his bird's nest in place.Çevir English5470
David Letterman@DavidLetterman·21 MayThe secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. #GoodByeDaveÇevir English1318490
David Letterman retweetlediLetterman@TheLettermanFan·4 Nis#DavidLetterman is going to retire in 2015. Politicians, Sports stars and anyone that has been on Reality TV are said to be VERY relieved.Çevir English8570
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