David Mitchell

@DeadlineDayLive Shut up poultice

🚨 Newcastle United will demand €100M (£86.9M) to consider selling midfielder Sandro Tonali amid interest from Arsenal, Manchester United and Real Madrid. The Magpies are expected to stand firm on their valuation if approaches arrive this summer. 🇮🇹 (Source: Tuttosport)

@DeadlineDayLive @talkSPORT In form? Behave

🚨 Newcastle United have no plans to cash in on in-form England winger Anthony Gordon this summer. The player may have other ideas. (Source: @talkSPORT)

We look shite #nufc

@DeadlineDayLive How can block this account

🚨 Malick Thiaw has been linked with a potential exit from Newcastle United ahead of the summer window. Bayern Munich and Manchester United are both preparing moves for the centre-back, while Liverpool are also weighing up a possible bid. The 24-year old only joined Newcastle from AC Milan last August for £30M. (Source: Sports Boom)

@GarethNotGarth @AndrewBaillie4

8 grand for a 14 year old Fiesta. This just isn’t a serious country.

@izthisJudah @AndrewBaillie4 aye Calum’s deed

Guy Gets Hit By Girl But Knows He Can’t Hit Her So Skinny Kid Shows Up at The Perfect Timing

@TrollFootball2 @AndrewBaillie4

Goal from halfway line in Spanish women top division 🤯

@DeadlineDayLive Behave will you

🚨 Brighton have made it clear they will not entertain offers below £100M for Carlos Baleba amid growing interest in the Cameroon midfielder. 💰 Manchester United, Chelsea, Tottenham, PSG and Newcastle are all tracking the 22-year old ahead of a potential transfer in the summer window, but the Seagulls are standing firm on their £100M valuation. (Source: @TEAMtalk)

@anthonygordon @JacobRamsey41 How’s the “hamstring”?

Inspired away performance. Congrats @JacobRamsey41, first of many.

In Howe we trust #nufc

@DeadlineDayLive Hahaha bro shut the fuck up

🚨 Sandro Tonali has offered himself to Real Madrid ahead of the summer transfer window. However, the Spanish giants are not interested in a move for the Newcastle United midfielder at this stage. ❌🇪🇸 (Source: Defensa Central)

No surprise, faked the injury. Bottle job

@nelkboys @AndrewBaillie4

Asking golfers to play through then playing slow af 😂 ⛳️

Elena 🎾 let’s goo

Novak 🐐 🎾

@screamingalice1 @AndrewBaillie4

🤦 #cpfc

@footballontnt @tntsports @discoveryplusUK @AndrewBaillie4

What a strike, Federico Valverde! 🚀 One of the best free-kicks you will see to open the scoring for Real Madrid ⚪ 📺@tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

@ADMusgrove Sell Elanga

What does your realistic January transfer window for #NUFC look like?

@joelixton Botman? Never off the treatment table, needs sold

Big rebuild needed in the summer if this project wants to stay on course. #NUFC

Woeful. Never going to score with a cross. Boring #nufc