🎗 MOGGY 🎗

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you MINGO.

@MarkGooner78 Enjoy it Mark 🏆🎂

Southampton bound... 🍺⚽️👍 #COYG

UP THE FUCKING ARSENAL 🏆

It's my little Girls 29th Birthday today. Over the last 2 years, she has been, my rock. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY @sophieTMUK ❤️❤️❤️Have a great day and you deserve it, love you xxx

Last night was the wife's birthday and I took her out to a pub which had a Beatles tribute band on. When asked if there were any requests, my wife waddled up and said to the singer, "Do you know I am the Walrus" He said : "Ye I can see that , but do you have any song requests

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. She obviously thought her cat could understand her. I came home and told my dog about it and we had a good laugh

Singing in the shower is all a bunch of fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

I bought a rock n roll air freshener... the one I bought was 'Air Wick Clapton'...

Well, hopefully today will be the last Hospital Appointment for a week 😬

I wouldn't say boo to a goose..... I've got Tourette's, so I'd tell it to fuck off.

Pretty business today, and hopefully my last Hospital this week 😬

MOOOOORNING Twitter Folk 👋 Another Monday and another Hospital Visit 🙄😏

UP THE FUCKIN ARSENAL...

@Wrightie7 Robbing the sweet bags 🤣🤣

Plimsolls…

BIG GAME AHEAD, ME AND MY BABY WILL BE WATCHING IT TOGETHER, SHE DRINKS J&D AND I SUP BLACKCURRANT AND SODA... GOT A NICE 0.0000000% FIZZY PROSECCO FOR THE CELEBRATIONS 🍾 🍾🍾🏆🏆🏆

@GaryMor24089453 All OK ta, you and yours kid

@DavidMoggy Hey mate, hope all is well 👍

Thought I'd try and trick ya 😉 Friday Hospital Days 🛌😐🤞

@GoonerMaui NIIIIICE

@DavidMoggy Tickin over mate. Retired now. 2 x G's Gardening & Golf 😃 That's not my motor ~ I googled that Pic. My wheels are known locally as 'The Carsenal.' 😁

New Capri.... Yeah or Nay....

Me: can I cum in your ear? GF: no, I might go deaf Me: funny, when I cum in your mouth you don't fuckin shut up...

If you don't know the difference between right and wrong..... Wrong is the fun one.