David Moses

@TheEXECUTlONER_ If you look at the people who do the work, how hard can it be?

This woman couldn’t afford the price she was quoted for a new roof. So…..she did it herself. If you read the shingles package, it literally tells you how to install the underlayment & shingles on a roof. Nothing more motivating than saving a LARGE amount of money. Would you ever attempt this? 🤔 That is some tough labor.👏💯

@TheFigen_ Oh yeah, I almost died laughing

Back in the day when ads were actually creative and funny. 😂

@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX Shambolic production

NASA’s Artemis II livestream really makes you appreciate @SpaceX’s launch broadcasts. Bad camera tracking, no onboard cameras, countdown timer disappeared, NASA even showed people in the crowd instead of stage separation lol. The screen also blacked out twice during the first 10 seconds of the launch.

@Rainmaker1973 Bullshit. His ass would’ve blown right off.

Breaking. This duck remained perched on the wing of an airliner all along a 3,000 km flight.

If you think the alleged assassination attempt on Donald Trump was a choreographed stunt designed to make him look heroic, like or repost this. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.

@mariana057 I’d like to apply to be director. I have a lifetime of experience.

If anybody wants to sponsor me, I'm doing a 0.002km run to raise awareness for laziness.

@GeneralMCNews Have they set up a go fund?

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu claims Iran is actively plotting to assassinate President Trump.

@LoeilMedias1 President of my ass

Paula White, nommée par Trump présidente du Bureau de la Foi à la Maison-Blanche, conduit une session d'exorcisme pour chasser les esprits malins de l'assistance en soufflant dans le micro.

@gpatterson828 You need a little loving, and your man is out of town. (I don’t wanna do your dirty work by Steely Dan.)

@honeymoon250 Easy one. A dick.

WHAT AM I ?

@mark_slapinski @FfaceVonFstick What’s the difference between a public statement and a very public statement?

MY GOD: This is the most UNHINGED video I've seen of Trump. Listen to this!

@oelma__ Save it for their wedding presentation

What would you do 😳?

@Rainmaker1973 Did someone already say Beelzebub?

What name would you give him?

@ShadowofEzra @sadgirlcassi If Paul would kiss my ass, I’m pretty sure Christ would return.

White House spiritual advisor Paula White is urging Christians in America to donate their hard-earned money to Israel this Holy Week, saying it will help rebuild homes destroyed by ongoing wars and attacks. She claims those who give will, in return, receive God’s tithe and His blessing.

@mariana057 That’s one of your better ones.

Whoever said that getting married was the happiest day of their life, obviously hasn’t had 2 candy bars fall down at the same time in the vending machine.

@BLackgold_5 It’s important to maintain a vertical component of lift.

This giant of the skies rarely fails… so what really causes a B-52 to crash?

@INTERIORPORN1 I’ll believe it when I see it

Holy sh*t, this might be the greatest invention ever

@RpsAgainstTrump He couldn’t draw a map of his bedroom

RFK JR: I was on the plane with Trump, He got a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he put the troop strength of every country on every border on that map…He has this extraordinary depth of knowledge…

@HowThingsWork_ Blow?

Quiz time! Can you guess what is being made here? 🤔

@M80L92 Drilling holes in a frame makes it stronger

حتى أساتذة الناتو لم يعتقدوا أن تحويل محرك غسالة قديم إلى دراجة نارية فائقة يعمل بالحزام. 🏍️⚙️💨