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David KC
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David KC
@DavidMuttering
Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.
Katılım Ocak 2015
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@DavidMuttering Hmm, is Michael a boy? They're going to find spaying him very difficult.
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@DavidMuttering Females are spayed, males are neutered.
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If anyone wants to fund my fringe show please get in touch. it will involve me in a room with slides reading the list of all the things bought from the embezzled funds with prices.
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Thought Phil Neville spoke very well at his unveiling as manager of Baller League season 4 team Versatyle
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I am not the most observant person but if my spouse had bought a mobile home, a play station and selection of games, and salt and pepper cellar worth £2.5K, a £1.2K telescope, a £3K coffee machine, a musical advent calendar, a randomly acquired UK mint coin set, some Beatles
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@RyanAGrant @PhilJBowers @Dan_Townley But that depends where you live. Beaconsfield is too close to home to be a viable outbound or inbound services.
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@PhilJBowers @Dan_Townley Beaconsfield is the correct answer here and I won’t hear differently.
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@kimturner70 It is indeed. They are very placid, as geese go. This one was hiding behind me from the Canada Geese..
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@DavidMuttering I think that’s an Egyptian goose, noise buggers but pretty 😍
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@DavidMuttering Sad to see him out before the end of May but hope he's back for the tests later in the summer.
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Proper Frank Lampard as we call him in our house.
The League Magazine@Theleaguemag
Frank Lampard of West Ham United
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Phacelia.
(You’re breaking my heart.
You’re shaking my confidence daily).
Sorry, same pun every year; it’s practically a contractual obligation.
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@GeorgeDobell1 "And lo, six times six summers after half the number of the beast was seen at the Lord's domain, the last days shall begin when the dress code doth fall"
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I THINK this is mentioned in the Book of Revelation…
Marylebone Cricket Club@MCCOfficial
Owing to the forecast high temperatures, MCC has decided to dispense with the requirement for gentlemen to wear jackets in the Pavilion for the Blast match between Middlesex and Surrey on the day of Sunday 24 May. This applies to Members of MCC and Middlesex and their guests.
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@MichaelCGlasper Writing a humorous song about how his train won't stop.
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