
David Joekel
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David Joekel
@DavidRJoekel
proud dad and sarcastic tweeter. all pro sports seasons are too long, and raw onions should not be in or on any food...ever. #GBR & #PWolfNation
Omaha, NE Katılım Ağustos 2013
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@TheDegenWeekly What's your shoe game? Hopefully a nice cushioned running shoe. Depending on how worn they are, a pair of basic cushioned insoles can make a huge difference. And ditto to all who recommend the Gold Bond and/or some anti-chaffing sticks (Body Glide).
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Here’s what I’m packing for my 24,000 step journey:
- Knee wraps & bands (I have patellar tendinitis in both knees so fuck off)
- Bucket hat (sun protection)
- Fishing shirt (it’s gonna be 86 degrees!)
- Extra pair of underwear
- Deodorant
- Banana
Am I missing anything?

Jeff Sunday@TheDegenWeekly
Rory walked 24,000 steps on Sunday at Augusta. I’m walking 24,000 steps tomorrow in Manhattan. The line opens at 4.5 hours (OVER -130) 🚶♂️
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@NathanCHubbard Didn’t have time - they had to squeeze in the 6,500th Bank of America commercial this week
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@ThePME Bob appears not to be interested in making anything - so prob safe on him I’d think
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@DavidRJoekel @GolfTipsChecker Shame we haven't got them market in the UK I don't think!
Might have to request some!
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@GingerJoeRacing @GolfTipsChecker I've found this market on BetRivers (and maybe DK?). Typically similar to FRL markets/value. I'm sure BR will have it next week. My buddies and I affectionately call it the "Justin Thomas Market" to see who will shoot a 62 at some point that week
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@GolfTipsChecker It would be good to get a market on who can shoot the lowest round over the four days..
Had a few thoughts in that department
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@MattVincenziPGA I was lucky enough to attend Thursday of the Masters last year. The merch is amazing but I gotta say the hats, in general, didn't impress me. I think it was mostly women wearing the pimento hats. But all the retro fits, cords, and block letter styles on hats are ugly (IMO)
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I will do my societal duty and punch anyone wearing the “pimento” hat square in the mouth.
If we all take this pledge the world will be a better place.
Snobby Scheffler@SnobbyScheffler
This is the reason the Masters merch line is 30 minutes long to get in. Got to start capping the # of purchases per person
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@betmystic Tee to Green is not the problem for him. But he's gained strokes with the putter last 5 events. So if the putter stays hot then he should be in the mix. Like him for FRL bets too
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@TheModelManiac hopefully he's just saving up for all those T10/20s for the majors futures we need!
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@AlanShipnuck can you think of a more stark contrast of “highest of highs” and “lowest of lows” golf stories than this week with Gary and Tiger? Incredible and fascinating!
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@dnilius25 @JackMitchellLNK Yes! And he’ll be down there too. If we end up with an extra ticket I’ll let you know!
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@DavidRJoekel @JackMitchellLNK Heck if you have an extra let me know! Big Husker Fan just outside of Houston! Is your dad by chance Steve?
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When Iowa won, my family tried long and hard to figure out a way to get some or all of them to come with me to Houston but the insane flight situation and costs ended up prohibiting it. So it’s just me and I won’t/can’t get a press pass. So, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m a single for Nebraska vs Iowa in the sweet 16. If anyone is interested in adopting a mild mannered Husker fan in your ticket group, let me know.
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@TalkBirdie2Mee One more, Southern Hills in Hastings, Neb is about an hour from Kearney. Play in the afternoon and then drive back through Juniata for prime rib at The Plainsman Steakhouse. Super old school restaurant, but fun after some golf!
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@TheModelManiac @ThePME @CJSullivan_ @KendoVT @ohcrapitspete you ever been here? Let’s get there for some karaoke sometime
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@DavidRJoekel @ThePME @CJSullivan_ @KendoVT It's a bar in my home town here called Board and Batton... a little hole in the wall
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Worst First Dates, Strip Clubs 101, Smoking Saves, Underrated USA Cities, NFL Combine, GLP-1s w/ @CJSullivan_ & @KendoVT
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@ThePME @CJSullivan_ @KendoVT @TheModelManiac And love the shout out to my town of Omaha by @CJSullivan_ !
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Shoutout to @DavidRJoekel for subjecting himself to another Husker loss in Iowa City. Luckily the beer was cold and the pregame Jethros wings were delicious! Fun night!
Also, people are saying...
Carver Cones > Runzas 🤷♂️

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