David Standeven, Texan Author

Hello there, it appears you found me. If you like sword and sorcery, clashing steel and harrowing escapes, then I'm your guy. I have a pirate adventure (a sequel to 'Hand that Wields the Sword') written but not yet published. Try one of my books out, or not. I'm not your dad.

@TheAliceSmith Ethiopians are confused.

“Christianity is a white religion.” I’m sure the Middle Eastern and North African peoples who were the first Christians would be interested to hear that story.

@HandyGingerGal That's not true. They taste like SUGARY soil. And American carrots taste like cardboard.

Everybody wants to talk about how cilantro tastes like soap. But nobody wants to talk about how beets taste like soil 😭

I have no idea whether or not "Demon Slayer" is good or not, but "Survive and Get the Blade, Boy" is top tier music. youtube.com/watch?v=aAmH_5…

@PathOfMen_ I usually eat 2 (skipping breakfast, unless you count coffee). Lunch is my big calorie replenishment. Dinner exists so I go to bed satiated.

Fasting makes you realise that eating 3 meals a day is a scam

@lutheranpeasant I'm an Origenist as regards purgatory. We're all getting a dip in the sanitation chamber to free us from attachment to sin. And we will welcome it. No "indulgence" will get you to avoid it.

You’d think the “you’ll burn in purgatory for thousands of years” crowd would be more reticent to slander for the sake of clicks, but here we are.

@OrthodoxOrigen I'm a simple man...... I do my beard more like this

Do you think dread beards are cool?

@OrthodoxOrigen I remember a schizo sede who said you should always wear shoes in your house because it was true western culture and not oriental barbarism..... or something. It made me appreciate Indian Christians who remove shoes before entering church.

If the bottom of your shoes look like this get to the nearest Foot Locker ASAP.

@OrthodoxOrigen Not impossible, but show me evidence

Do you believe polyester underwear leads to infertility? Source: several trad accounts.

@OrthodoxOrigen Don't need to. I said "Boy brothel workers" and you said "wall street". 2 ways of saying the same thing.

@DavidStandeven Please elaborate

Do you think facial hair is barbaric?

@BobbyBorkIII And Pius IX, the narcissist Proto-Stalin, didn't even believe in his ideology. He just found it useful.

Exposure to 80-90 IQ TardCaths can turn even the most tasteful integralist into a secular shitlib. Pius IX had the good idea that integralism was itself supposed to be a sort of secret society, similar to masonry. Not for the vulgar masses.

@OrthodoxOrigen Well, there you go.

@DavidStandeven The Romans and Wall Street both say yes

@BluckoBluc @OrthodoxOrigen I know ;)

@DavidStandeven @OrthodoxOrigen You are of fine taste !

Do you drink your daily dose of destilled rotten plum juice known as "Šljivovica" for your soul's health ?

@BluckoBluc @OrthodoxOrigen I personally prefer the apricot stuff, but the plum stuff is a close second.

@DavidStandeven @OrthodoxOrigen We would get along well after 3 shots.

@jondelarroz No, no it isn't. It drags in parts and takes to long to get to the point. It's also extremely derivative. The Hobbit, Count of Monte Cristo, and Prisoner of Zenda are all so much better.

The Eye Of The World is one of the greatest books of all time. I've read it four times, how about you?

@OrthodoxOrigen @BluckoBluc It's great. Looking forward to a shot or 3 on Pascha.

@BluckoBluc No but I should

@lutheranpeasant I'd say it's "The Honest People, stupid or not, get buried". And yet I endure.

X is more disappointing because:

The Great Gatsby does not teach a child about the world in which they will live. Fahrenheit 451, 1984, and Brave New World do.

@Gallowglassery Cross out the "n Orthodoxy" and you have stumbled on a scarier truth.

I think a lot of problems in American Orthodoxy stems from the fact that many Americans are functionally illiterate and are afraid of reading anything written before 1970

@whitesocksclips So after all that Hitler worship he expects us Polish Catholics to goosestep behind him? We're good, thanks.

Nick declares a HOLY WAR with Irish, Mexicans, Italians, and Polish against all Protestants