David Syme

Club statement: Events at Celtic Park 🔗 tinyurl.com/kke86ved

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🗣️ “I’m in total shock. I’d thought I’d seen it all this year, but apparently I haven’t.” Motherwell boss Jens Berthel Askou on Celtic’s late penalty call, while also talking about the race to secure fourth ⤵️

👨🏻‍🦰 The Ginger Messi. Thanks for the memories, Lee 🥺

@arianit291 @Breaking911 Agreed

@Breaking911 Not enough. Torture this piece of shit first then hang him off a bridge. RIP Athena.

BREAKING: Tanner Horner, the FedEx driver who kidnapped and murdered 7-year-old Athena Strand in Texas, has been sentenced to death.

@Kirky_8 How do you know? Ye were watching Ardeer v Glasgow uni 🚗⚽️📝

CL games past few seasons been absolutely brilliant but that tonight was a different sport sublime fitbaw. 2 teams constantly attacking & testing each other in such a high tempo. None of this side to side passes, slow build up or keeping it with no purpose. A joy to watch 👏🏻⚽️❤️

Catchup Team of the Season 2025-26.

@MattBamford1 @harkie1975 @baseballscot @clydebankfc Would we have it any other way😂😂

@harkie1975 @baseballscot @clydebankfc @DavidSyme1 And he’d slaughter anyone else that wore them 😁

Which @clydebankfc would be most likely to wear these predies

@Kitman80 @harkie1975 @baseballscot @clydebankfc Ordered for pre season 😍

@harkie1975 @baseballscot @clydebankfc @DavidSyme1 Thats all he needs! The pink were bad enough! 🤣🤣

🔒 Listener's Team of The Season - Defenders Another highly competitive vote with some top defenders to choose from. Congratulations to Jordan, Euan, Adam, Devan, Oisin, Greg, David and Cammy, who made it in. 👏👏

@aaronblackkkk @clydebankfc Head to toe in GUCCI maaaaa boyyy

@clydebankfc Get the Burberry shirt looked out big boy @DavidSyme1

🏆 Saturday night will see the club host our annual Player of the Year awards evening at Clydebank and District Golf Club. The night is proudly brought to you by Clyde Bed Centre - a big thanks to Gordon and the team for their continued support. 🛏️ - clydebedcentre.co.uk

@The_Forty_Four 😂😂😂 number 8 in the wall knows it’s coming …. 💩

The WORST wall a keeper has ever set😭😭😭

Catchup Team of the Month for March. Clydebank have kept 3 clean sheets from 4 league games this month. 🧤 Up the other end, Bankies forward Keir Samson has been chosen as team captain, scoring 7 leagues goals, including two hattricks. ⚽️🔥 Well deserved to all who made it in.

Cancel culture is dead because enough of us say so. Reform and Farage tried to send me to prison for pushing to deport foreign child gang rapists - they failed. The mood is rapidly changing. I have never been more confident that Restore Britain will win the next election.

I am today launching Restore Britain as a national political party. Join us. restorebritain.org.uk/join_us

@JoeyMuir24 @BankiesTV @clydebankfc 😂😂

@BankiesTV @DavidSyme1 @clydebankfc Take it the players have a well deserved “day out” today? 😂

💬 The gaffer on securing Nicky Low on a new two year deal.

@BankiesTV @clydebankfc Right Paul tell me what happened last night Aka, rocky 🥊

@DavidSyme1 @clydebankfc 🤣

@clydebankfc @Kirky_8 Tbf well done kirky for getting this over the line

We are delighted to announce Nicky Low has committed his long term future to the Bankies, signing a two year deal until 2028. 👉 - clydebankfc.com/nicky-low-sign…