Father of 3

@BarstoolBigCat @Philly_Mays saying swinging too hard is not a thing is insane. The harder you swing, the less control you have, and results in many more swings and misses, or swings that don’t get the sweet spot.

PMT 5-15 -Ryen Russillo in studio -NFL Schedule release -Massive Zoo trade with 2 gorillas -Playoffs, PGA Championship and Fyre Fest Listen —> podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/par… Spotify —> open.spotify.com/episode/4g2D4H… Netflix —> netflix.com/us/title/82667…

@YoungMantis2 @Kalshi Fake Luka. Can’t fool me. Might actually be LeBron though.

LOCKED TF IN 🔒

@StoolAfterDark I get wanting to get it moving, but this change at this time makes me think we are heading for a winner while everyone is asleep and viewership is low. Hope they prove me wrong and make it through the night.

The stream is officially a battle of attrition. We’re in the endgame now.

So rigged

@BFW I’m glad you were crazy enough to say it. I’m really not sure they can do it any more. Thank you for making me believe. You da man Brandon!

I had the Celtics cruising through the East. Now I don’t think they can win it at all.

I don’t know if I can remember a more surprising series result than Celtics/Sixers. Sixers were dead. Done. How the fuck did that happen?

@TomFornelli I hate when Boston fans have to deal with losing. It breaks my heart.

Well, Boston, at least the Red Sox are 13-20 and the Patriots aren't dealing with any kind of distractions.

@VivaLaStool @mostlysports @BradyTkachuk71 @barstoolsports @spittinchiclets Oh no

@PFTCommenter What about a guy named Styles from OSU?

Nice thing about drafting a guy from OSU named Tate is that if the Titans cant win he can just change the rules untill they do

@RealCGriff Get hot, stay hot. Good luck in Paris!

Told you

@OhioTate If he does, I feel bad for the girl (or guy, no judging Nikki). He has the weight (load) of a lot of people behind him (and hopefully someone else) tonight.

Nicky Smokes is locked in as he departs the resort for the night. Sources within the organization believe this is “one of the biggest nights of his career” Please state where you stand right now: Does Nicky Smokes fuck tonight?

@reedt4723 @BarstoolBigCat My guy, we are a couple 4/20 birthday guys trying to make people forget about another guy who had a birthday on 4/20. You are carrying the torch! Keep being you. Happy birthday!

Shout out the boy Nick Addison (chiller from sales) for hooking Pete and I up with these insane cubs tickets Seeing all your guys happy birthday texts is unreal. I’m just being me and you guys are rocking with it I love you guys. Barstool is the only company where my situation happens super grateful

@BarstoolBigCat You gonna eat that Caleb card?

PMT 4-15 -Celtics HC Joe Mazzulla -Kyle Long in studio -NBA/NHL Playoffs set -A deep dive on Orcas and Alix vs Alex -Guys on chicks and tons more Listen —> podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/par… Spotify —> open.spotify.com/episode/7qp69l… Netflix —> netflix.com/us/title/82667…

Holding the Eastern time zone hostage for #OneShiningMoment is crazy. Do it already!

Duke and UConn playing on TruTV right now. Not looking good with UConn down 50-33. Not sure I should even bother watching. Damn. Gonna have to watch Duke win it all again. @BarstoolBigCat

@twAtter0069 @ericreznicek @BarstoolYak That is the actual pronunciation so a lot of people. If you do pronounce it like tore, then yes, they rhyme. But if you pronounce it correctly, they do not (this is not me telling you how to pronounce it).

@ericreznicek @BarstoolYak Who is pronouncing the word tour like “two-er”? Tour and tore are pronounced the same way hence tour and bore rhyming

Do the words "tour" and "bore" rhyme? This debate nearly tore us apart today. Pun intended.

@kikilovee @BarstoolYak Take tour out of there and you are correct.

@BarstoolYak Pour, tour, gore, bore- they all rhyme

@BarstoolYak 52% of you don’t speak correctly. Tour and Tore are not pronounced the same. This is infuriating.

Vote here:

Huge @Return_Of_RB dub! #TheBannerIsReal

@PardonMyMeme Guys, this isn’t a photoshop. Shoutout Cobenfy.

@BarstoolBigCat Sharp has 2 fouls. Need him not in the 2nd half