David Roth

Here's a sentence that has stuck with me for 22 years, from a doofy classmate's story in 8th-grade English: "The werewolf puked and died."

@TheAmitie @johnlashlee @leducviolet Much to think about here.

@sammyjacobs Still doing dumb posts, just on bluesky now.

Where the HELL did @david_j_roth go? Don’t pull a trill ballins on us

@tylermason21 Iconic 1991 Sports Hair on this guy as I recall

@david_j_roth Do you own a Scott Roth Timberwolves jersey? If not, you need one.

@UweBollocks @jessehawken Concerning....

@jessehawken @david_j_roth He's stealing American Christmas Valor

Looked up who wrote PROM NIGHT 2 last night (don't ask) and for a few seconds I seriously thought someone had replaced his picture with one of Dana Carvey playing the Turtle Guy in MASTER OF DISGUISE

@simontreanor @conner_omalley Hey thanks for this.

@thelatinochild I'm busy

@andrewnaslund No you got it right

@david_j_roth was "dancing in the videos" on the Distraction an obscure Suge Knight reference, or am I dying of 90s brain here

@robotliberty Hot dog

@aklingus I still see them in my nightmares. Incredibly stressful baseball team.

@dpyoung13 Sounds like a worthy candidate to me

@david_j_roth Can we bring back the New Yorker of Distinction award for the Fort Greene-area Amazon driver who has been blasting Eminem Show deep cuts while parked for the last few months? A genuine king

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THURS 11/9 7PM EST JOIN @alex_squadron @russbengtson @david_j_roth for @SquawkinSports at @DSKBrooklyn. Hoops & Hops and books from @greenlightbklyn. Tix here! greenlightbookstore.com/event/squawkin…

@toonhound @drewmagary Mike Deveraux and David Segui are always nice to think about.

@drewmagary @david_j_roth i really wish Immaculate Grid would stop putting the Orioles into the mix. I don't know shit about them, aside from Eddie Murray and Brooks Robinson. Can you help me remember some B-more guys?

Here is a thing I'm doing with 60 or so other writers and editors I admire a lot, a sort of distributed website that will either Restore The Internet We've Lost or just be a really, really good newsletter written by a bunch of different people. kickstarter.com/projects/thebr…

I wrote about the Diamondbacks, Baseball Prospectus's long-running prank war against me, and the fundamental importance and dignity of choosing not to quit. defector.com/when-you-avoid…

We've got @david_j_roth back on the show this week to discuss media reactions to Israel-Gaza war, Michael Lewis' new book on Sam Bankman-Fried, and the career of wrestler-turned-almost speaker Jim Jordan soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-hou…

@PresidentOfFart Oh we remain committed to the lifestyle and will be doing it in a different format.

@david_j_roth I saw the title of the podcast and knew in my heart what ill tidings it would bring. Hoping it doesn't mean you and Lauren won't still sometimes remember some guys.

@jaseidler Jarrett, my friend, thank you.

our beautiful "David" wrote one of the best things I've read this year

@jackieraimo @steinkobbe Hey thanks.

I wrote about a lousy literary genre rocketing into its self-satire phase, and my hope that Michael Lewis's Sam Bankman-Fried book will someday be appreciated as a comic masterpiece. nymag.com/intelligencer/…