Andrew Naslund

@capybaroness Kyrie won one in 2016 with the Cavs, who drafted him #1 overall

the last time a team won a championship with a number one draft pick was the Spurs with Tim Duncan? who won his last ring with them over 10 years ago and was drafted almost 30 years ago??

the Cavaliers drafted literally LEBRON JAMES with the first pick and they still didn't win anything until after he *left and came back* so it's not like getting the first pick automatically just makes you good right away. you still have to work for it! that's why it's balanced!

@parmita I needed to read this tonight, thanks parm

All that you need is to be the light. This is already your nature. If you’re an optimist, you *will* be right in due time. Necessarily. It’s not an “if” it is necessarily a “when.”

I’ve come to realize, after Earth treated pancreatic cancer successfully, that the pessimists are just always going to be wrong. They’re not sometimes wrong. They’re not mostly wrong. They’re always going to be wrong. The only time the dark wins is when there’s no light.

@thekuhlest who are we supporting then? it's gotta be Porter right

anyone pushing mahan as a legitimate option for governor is out of their fucking mind

She tried.

@mcmansionhell youtube.com/watch?v=hCZl3U… a song for him specifically and no one else

My dad’s name is Richard Wagner

Facebook marketplace is truly the peak of the human race

@king_of_covfefe @dantefofante imagine being this scared of cities

@dantefofante Now go walk around the streets of downtown and take pictures. Make sure you’re wearing some jewelry and make it visible, and have your iPhone out for pictures and video

Is San Fransisco as big a shithole as it’s made out to be or is that just psyop? Looks beautiful to me.

Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)

We’re looking for a drummer for our band The Drummer Murderers

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

In 2012, an Icelandic television station (Channel 2) accidentally broadcast an episode of Teletubbies with Icelandic subtitles intended for The Sopranos.

The Eagles cheerleaders ran into the middle of a fight and scared the Vikings away.

October 06,1951

The time has come for the Milk Hotel to pick a side

LENA - “Thank you for your dedication, but I can see you're coming down with a cough yourself.” ENDURANCE - Fuck that cough. It's not happening. The insides of your lungs are lined with *tobacco*, a powerful antibacterial agent. You are unstoppable.

I've spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn't actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

@molly0xFFF run don't walk to get Paxlovid, it's magical

dammit. turns out the cold i got for Christmas is actually COVID 😞 almost made it six years without getting it, too

@MeghanMcCain Fiorello La Guardia gave whole speeches in Italian. archives.nyc/blog/2019/10/9…

ENOUGH OF THIS! YOU ARE A MAYOR OF AN AMERICAN CITY. ENOUGH!

@balajis californian here: what is your policy prescription for this? It seems like Californians just don't trust Republicans over the past fifteen years.

Democrats destroyed democracy in California at the state level. They are now destroying democracy at the federal level. It is becoming a one-party state, without competitive multiparty elections. And with the gerrymandering of Prop 50, there's no prospect of them returning.

Exit communism. Exit California.