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Andrew Naslund

@andrewnaslund

Prince of @SierraNevada • Free born man of the USA

California, USA Katılım Ağustos 2017
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largest rodent
largest rodent@capybaroness·
the last time a team won a championship with a number one draft pick was the Spurs with Tim Duncan? who won his last ring with them over 10 years ago and was drafted almost 30 years ago??
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largest rodent
largest rodent@capybaroness·
the Cavaliers drafted literally LEBRON JAMES with the first pick and they still didn't win anything until after he *left and came back* so it's not like getting the first pick automatically just makes you good right away. you still have to work for it! that's why it's balanced!
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Parmita Mishra
Parmita Mishra@parmita·
All that you need is to be the light. This is already your nature. If you’re an optimist, you *will* be right in due time. Necessarily. It’s not an “if” it is necessarily a “when.”
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Parmita Mishra@parmita·
I’ve come to realize, after Earth treated pancreatic cancer successfully, that the pessimists are just always going to be wrong. They’re not sometimes wrong. They’re not mostly wrong. They’re always going to be wrong. The only time the dark wins is when there’s no light.
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lindsey marie@thekuhlest·
anyone pushing mahan as a legitimate option for governor is out of their fucking mind
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chaotic memes
chaotic memes@memechaotic·
She tried.
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internet hall of fame
internet hall of fame@InternetH0F·
Facebook marketplace is truly the peak of the human race
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Dan
Dan@king_of_covfefe·
@dantefofante Now go walk around the streets of downtown and take pictures. Make sure you’re wearing some jewelry and make it visible, and have your iPhone out for pictures and video
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dante
dante@dantefofante·
Is San Fransisco as big a shithole as it’s made out to be or is that just psyop? Looks beautiful to me.
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Thomas White
Thomas White@len0killer·
Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
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hb
hb@h3xenbrenner2·
We’re looking for a drummer for our band The Drummer Murderers
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John Frankensteiner
John Frankensteiner@JFrankensteiner·
I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11
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Sopranos Central
Sopranos Central@orange_peelbeef·
In 2012, an Icelandic television station (Channel 2) accidentally broadcast an episode of Teletubbies with Icelandic subtitles intended for The Sopranos.
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Dan McQuade
Dan McQuade@dhm·
The Eagles cheerleaders ran into the middle of a fight and scared the Vikings away.
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Matt
Matt@scriptumsent·
The time has come for the Milk Hotel to pick a side
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disco elysium physique quotes
disco elysium physique quotes@discophysique·
LENA - “Thank you for your dedication, but I can see you're coming down with a cough yourself.” ENDURANCE - Fuck that cough. It's not happening. The insides of your lungs are lined with *tobacco*, a powerful antibacterial agent. You are unstoppable.
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Max Bay
Max Bay@choice_fielder·
I've spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn't actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.
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Molly White
Molly White@molly0xFFF·
dammit. turns out the cold i got for Christmas is actually COVID 😞 almost made it six years without getting it, too
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Andrew Naslund@andrewnaslund·
@balajis californian here: what is your policy prescription for this? It seems like Californians just don't trust Republicans over the past fifteen years.
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Balaji
Balaji@balajis·
Democrats destroyed democracy in California at the state level. They are now destroying democracy at the federal level. It is becoming a one-party state, without competitive multiparty elections. And with the gerrymandering of Prop 50, there's no prospect of them returning.
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